***So , I always thought this was something people made up and it was funny , but no -one really , actually got such messages , until recently ! 
Here are 2 messages I found in my inbox on FB from Total Strangers !
( That one just creeped me out , then I puked ! )
Any Real Creepy/hilarious experiences out there ?
Share !***
Its funny and creepy and annoying…
I’m not on facebook, or any other website like that… I was on orkut and quit my account within a few months due to pervy dudes like those…
And after that, GS has been the only networking website where I opened an account.
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Hi i m asad how r u & do u frindship with me as well as she is very beautiful girl realy.
HI,
I am inviting you on facebook for friendship.Do youlike it?
:P
more coming up :D
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this is what i found in my inbox.
hi i think you so hansum i vant franship u, bye sheyn.
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........hw r u............?? whtz goin on nwadzz....!!?
HELLO How Are You Miss WHAt Do YOu Do me a good mAlE from LaHOre
Doing JOb in PIA Air LIne aS a aSSISTENt ManAger in CuStOme DePartment Age 26 I wANa Chat
WIth You PLeASE wanT tO be the GoOd hOnourE of RePlY mE
:P
sheyn yours are hilarious too
omg
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^i was creeped out..i misread the custome as COSTUME department..and later when i realised he was trying to tell me about the 'customs dept', I totalllyy cracked up :D
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i got this one..
hey.. i like your display pic..
and the second one..
there are so much alphabets in your name.. why u just post your eyes on dp .. why u hiding yourself from me..
i even don’t know who was he or she
so after that i restrict my security settings now no one can email me except my friends 
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omg that must have freaked you out for sure :p waise am curious. did you ever get to find what exactly is Pakistan wali dosti ;)
omg that must have freaked you out for sure :p waise am curious. did you ever get to find what exactly is Pakistan wali dosti ;)
haha lol.. no, never talked to that creep again!
lol @ queer's comment!
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Sheyn
this is so funny.
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sheyn you should send him a message full of abuses and then neva replied him this is what he deserve
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you can block them and they won't be able to find you on Fb.
this is what i found in my inbox.
hi i think you so hansum i vant franship u, bye sheyn.
***U got that all wrong queer.....it read
[QUOTE]
hi i think you so hansum , i vant to fry , then ship you , bye sheyn .
[/QUOTE]
Hareeem the first one , i was in hysterics , the next one i was reminded of a bolly movie dialogue …and this was someone from UK according to his profile
Tabby , I immediately changed the security settings on my account…I wasn’t aware anyone can randomly msg u without being in ur friends list
How do i block strangers , he isn’t someone on my fb account…this is a personal account with only family added .
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Sheyn
If they are not in your fb friendslist, you can still block them and then they won't be able to search you on fb or send you messages, go to his profile/page and find the block/report abuse option, choose block and there you go.
I didn't know that my some pics were viewable to friends of friends until I started receiving freind requests everyday from teenage boys who were my nephew's friends(lol). So I changed my pics viewing options and blocked them all, there were around 12 different requests.
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people who lack mind have no idea about the privacy features of Facebook..., they are excellent ...
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^It's not about lacking of mind....FB is just a complicated place and on top they often make changes to the format and that really confuses some people.