Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize 😊

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James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:22pm 1

After years of research I have been able to solve these most difficult mathematical Equations - The whole universe revolves around these equations :rotato:

Equation 1
Human = eat +sleep + work + enjoy
AND
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
or
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
AND
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
or
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
AND
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
or
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

**To Conclude: **
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2,

we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

ll_xx_ll October 17, 2009, 5:25pm 2

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

u stole that from me …

Krypton October 17, 2009, 5:27pm 3

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

jabesssssssssssss!!!

James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:31pm 4

excuse me

joo kehta hay wohi hota hay

Krypton October 17, 2009, 5:32pm 5

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

lxl take it back! how rude.

James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:33pm 6

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

lifey tum beech main say hutt jao
yeh maira aur uss ka phaddaa hay

Krypton October 17, 2009, 5:34pm 7

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

ziyada phadey mat dalein nobel prize hath se niakal jaye ga

James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:35pm 8

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

tum kehti ho tu theek hay
tumhari baat main kabhi nahi taal’Ta

Time Pass - جولائی - رمضان کا مہینہ

maria_d_great October 17, 2009, 5:36pm 9

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

wht was tht smjh he nhi aye

Krypton October 17, 2009, 5:37pm 10

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

aww jabes uncle!!! yeh water cooler apka howa!

James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:37pm 11

you need an IQ - at least in double digits
to understand this

maria_d_great October 17, 2009, 5:38pm 12

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

acha james bhand mjhe batayien na wht doo u mean

Krypton October 17, 2009, 5:38pm 13

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James_Bhaand October 17, 2009, 5:40pm 14

Summary:

Aik tha raja
aik thi rani
doono ki shadi ho gai
khatam kahani

Home Economics Colleges and Begmaat Culture

rabika October 17, 2009, 5:48pm 15

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

thanks bhai
being a maths teacher yeh equations dehk key .mujhey afsos hey ..key mey tou ab tuk jhuk hi maar rahi thi:D

maria_d_great October 17, 2009, 5:51pm 16

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

mjhe samjhao

maria_d_great October 17, 2009, 5:53pm 17

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

jo equation hai wohe smjhao

Where does one stay if your husband is out of town?

Muhammad_Adeel October 17, 2009, 6:00pm 18

lolz!!! :k: JB

Dil_Pakistan October 17, 2009, 6:21pm 19

Re: Major mathematical breakthrough - Will I be nominated for a Nobel Prize

Kuch haftay pehle maine yehi mathematical issue Jokes section mein parha tha

ll_xx_ll October 17, 2009, 6:22pm 20

let’s take this outside main bhi u ko batdaungi k female-don se panga leine ka anjaam kya hota hai