Heardy Geardy

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 12:25am

we of the Three K’s are in town, and we mean business.
so commons come around and bring your worries and sorrows to us. For a small charge of $100 (Canadian) Miss K (Khumar) our Psychic CHICK will tell you what has yet to come and with a larger FEE of £100 Peer KK will give you the Taweezh. :faudia:

so come on kids… bring ur worries to us.

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 12:30am

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Yes my child. For the nominal fee mentioned in taht first post, I can see whether you have a bright future, or will the light go out

You will even be able to choose your method of divination

(repeat readings cost more)

Sincerely Miss K.

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 12:35am

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MIss K, lets find out where are my MUREEDS… and I will do a CHILLA for them…

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 12:35am

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isn't their DSL cut? i predict they will get it back next month. oh the spirits are strong at this moment

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 12:38am

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Nah… I gave my ESPECIAL MUREEDNI a TAWEEZH, and DSL is not disconnected YET.

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 12:41am

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do number wali to nahin di na? aye na howay kal tikkar sirf odda asar howay

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 12:43am

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she paid me in some middle eastern currency.. so I gave her a SUICIDAL TAWEEZH, it will go off next month sometime. :faudia:

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 12:46am

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hahaha

should have asked for euros that’s the currency of the next generation

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 12:48am

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hmmm EUROS… not a bad idea…ok Miss K you start charging in EURO… we Brits are a bit conservative so I will keep charging in £s.

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 12:54am

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you brits are prudes

i’m in canayduh so i take all currencies

Krypton · September 10, 2007, 1:11am

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now tell me the solution

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 1:19am

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send us payment first and please specify who you want a solution from

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 1:24am

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tell us the problem bachaaa..

Khumar · September 10, 2007, 5:43pm

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bijnij slow ho gaya hai goya

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 5:48pm

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han.. lagTa hai… hamarai Prime Time TV slot ka khuwab.. :hinna:

danday_wala · September 10, 2007, 5:52pm

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Kaka tum nay ustadooN ki ijazat kay baghair taweez shroo kar diye… ab ye sab ultay pareiN gay!

Did you ask her to bring 15 Desi Kukkar to danday_wala peer first?

K_Khan · September 10, 2007, 5:55pm

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^ ay lo.. dukaaan kholi naheen, LUTAIRAI aan kharai huwai..

danday_wala · September 10, 2007, 5:59pm

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Pehlay asheer waat lay lo, kaamiab ho jao gay.

Nahi to nakami muqadar hay,

catchmeifucan · September 10, 2007, 6:01pm

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flooder's K's

danday_wala · September 10, 2007, 6:03pm

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Learn something from catchmeifucan.

And become a serious poster.
Got it KK?

Shareer kahiN ka!