ADMISSIONS OPEN 2013-2014

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**ADMISSIONS OPEN 2013-2014

Altaf Institute Of Bhai Log Karachi
Offering Degree Programs in,

MSc,
(Masters in Social Crimes)

M.I.T
(Masters In Terrorism)

M.B.B.S
(Masters in Bomb Blasting & Suicidal attacks)

M.B.A
(Masters in Bhataa wasuli Art)

M.C.S
(Masters in Corruption Sciences)

Also,
Diplomas & Short Courses in car snatching & Gutka Manufacturing, Black Mailing, Street Crimes,Target Killing.

For More Detail:visit us at www.bhai90.org.kci**

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Though it’s funny …but why MQM!!!

Why not PPP?!?! or any other political party

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^ yeh to Zardari, Altaf Bhai and deegar logoN ko laRvaane kii tajveez hai! :cb:

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Aap ne dii hai?

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mujhe teacher kii offer bhai ne di hai…sochtaa huN extra kamaaii kar hii luuN! :slight_smile:

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Iss se behtareen moqa nahin miley ga!!

Teacher of ‘Bhatta Wasooli’ :stuck_out_tongue: ya phir kuch aur?

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meri specialization Kidnappings meN hai is liye to serve Bhai in the best possible way, i’m interested in political/personal kidnappings! :slight_smile:

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Bhai ko kidnap kerlo ..gal he mukk jaey gii :smiley:

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jii jii…vohii iraada e nek hai…aapkii du’aaoN kaa mutamannii huN! :slight_smile:

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Meri duaaein nahin .. chupnay ka thikana derkaar hoga …

Jaan ki aman paaoon tou aik arzz karoon?!?!

Mera share kitna hoga ?!? :stuck_out_tongue:

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hahaha…true!

ham donoN ko hii chhupne kaa Thikaanaa chaahiye…:cb:
**
agar bach gayaa to meraa Hissa 100%
agar na bachaaa to aapkaa Hissa 100%**

yeh bandar-baaNT pasand aayii? :smiley:

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Larki hun per bevakoof nahin :stuck_out_tongue:

yeh Bandar bant ab band honi chahiyye …iss ghut ghut kay jeenay se behtar hai mein aap ka khatima kerk apna hissa ley loon :stuck_out_tongue:

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yeh aHsaas-e-nisvaaniyat thii yaa Bhai Altaf kii rooH samaa gaii hai? :smiley:

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Donon ka milaap plus ‘ballay’ waley bhai ki pukaar per lab’baik bhi tou kehna thaa

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yeh bhii ek siyaasii bayaan hai! :smiley:

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Karachi mein hotey huey aap siyasat kay zair e asar he rehtay hain .. aur khaas tour se mard hazrat kay muqablay mein khwateen ka siayaasi hona ashad zaroori hai

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hmmm…to phir Theek hai…Bhai se panga nahiiN lene kaa! :slight_smile:

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Mein tou aap se lay rahi hun :stuck_out_tongue:

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maiN ‘Bhai’ kab huN? :smiley:

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na faculty na bachelor

seedha master:eek:

eligibility criteria bhi bata do

fee structure pe bhi roshni daalein

sirf assignments based hogi yeh study:hmmm:

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