Men in Pakistan, why do you?.........

Hey why do you girls are so curious? They're scratching for the sake of scratching they're not scratching just because they want to show off! This is how it feels down there in hot weather. Like a Giant trancula is sniffing out your crotch and you gotta smack it. With all those skin tight jeans the dudes are wearing it'd be hell if they didn't scratch it do you want all of us to go lance Armstrong?