Aap kay masaail aur un ka hal

[P_G]

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^ zaberdast

[IntelliPhant]

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@Problem _girl

^ zaberdast

Sukreya

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@zobia

^ he dont accepts credit card

of course I do, just send it over..pm me the card number expiration date and the security code.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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Mujhe chahiye aik...Aap say nijaat kay liye...

is kay liye taveez ki zaroorat naheen hai, bilah wajah taveez zaya nar karwaya karo. shave your head, grow a fumanchu, move to some pacific island close to tonga an stop loggon on, and believe me, our paths will never cross again.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Evilmastermind

he is alive

but of course

@TLK

Bhai sahab maslaa yeah hai kay meray eik dost kay bhai nay buchpan main apni naani kee behn kee nanand kaa doodh piyaa thaa.

kiyaa ab meray dost kee shadee us nanaand kay chotay bhaai kee bhanji say ho sakti hay

aap ka dost gay hai..question is irrelevent.

@Problem _girl

kuch dino say mere ankhoon main musalsal paani rehta hay ..kia hal hay ?

aap khoob roya karein, iss tarah paani bahar nikal jaye ga..

@ATA

Mujhay gaana araha hay, kia karoon, gaa loon ? :s

dunya waalon kay kaanon par reham karro..

@stylobabe

mera sonay k waqt sonay ko dil karta hai and uthnay k waqt bhe sonay ko dil karta hai and kaam karnay k waqt bhe sonay ko dil karta hai kia karoon?

khoob soyen..yeh bhi koi poochnay ki baat hai..

@TLK

Pir baba, har waqt meray dil main aap kay mutaaliq gunday gunday khiayalaat aa’tay rehtay hain

Aglay taweez kay saath apni eik tasweer bhi bhijwaa dee’jeyay gaa

aaap aisa karein kay jis dost ka tazkira aap nay pichli post mein kiya tha, uss ki suhbat chorr dae, ganday khayal aana band ho jayen gaye. aur agar kucch na ho, toh aap sar mundaein, aur adhay chand wal sham ko kisi talab mein left taang par khatay ho jayen..or zorr zorr say apnu tind par chapair marein…adhi raat kay baad kisi darakht par right taang say latak jayen, aur subah tak tangay raheon, jab log pathar marna shoroo karein toh ghar chalay jayen, sab theek ho jaye ga

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Mirch

Ghar main hee nahi daftar main bhee neend aatee hay, jaldee say taveez bhaij-e-a

toh daftar mein syen...ji fitrat say punga kyun laitay hain aap..neend aa rahee hai iss ka matlab ya toh yeh hai keh aap ko neend ki zaroorat hai, aur agar aap apnay jism ko sleep deprivation ki aazmaish mein dalay rakhain gaye toh josm aap say baghawat karay ga aur har waqt neend mangta rahay ga..ya toh yeh masla hai, ya phir ap ki genetic categiry sust-al-wajood ki hai.

@IntelliPhant

Baher Saurat Masaeyal Ko Tu hal kerna Hei Perta Hey Masaeyel Aisey saeyal Hain, Kahan Taley say Taltey Hain

aap ko meray paas bohot pehlay aana chahiye tha, ab bohot daer ho chukki hai :(

[ATA]

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@Mr_Fraudia

... dunya waalon kay kaanon par reham karro.. ...

gareeb, gurbaa ki yeh tumhari dunnia, 2 kaan spare main nai rakh saktay... jao ham apna fann ka muzahira nai kartay ab...

[Mirch]

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Pir Jee aap nay parday kion farmaya hua hay . Chahray say niqab/mask hata kar mureedon ko sharf a deedar bakhsh-e-a un key duania aur akhrat badal ja-a gee.

[zobia]

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@Mr_Fraudia

of course I do, just send it over..pm me the card number expiration date and the security code.

ny discounts?

[ATA]

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@Mirch

Pir Jee aap nay parday kion farmaya hua hay . Chahray say niqab/mask hata kar mureedon ko sharf a deedar bakhsh-e-a un key duania aur akhrat badal ja-a gee.

parday ka faida yeh hay kay parda tau wohi rehta hay, lekin parday kay peechay ka saman change hota rehta hay... log to poochtay reh jatay hain kay Parday k peechay kia horaha hay :-p

((( parday kay peehay kia horaha hay ... *repeat 7 times *)))
Mulla ji chila kar parday kay peechay say nikaltay hain, aur kehtay hain... abay kapray to chain say badalnay do...

[TLK]

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@Mr_Fraudia

aaap aisa karein kay jis dost ka tazkira aap nay pichli post mein kiya tha, uss ki suhbat chorr dae, ganday khayal aana band ho jayen gaye. aur agar kucch na ho, toh aap sar mundaein, aur adhay chand wal sham ko kisi talab mein left taang par khatay ho jayen..or zorr zorr say apnu tind par chapair marein…adhi raat kay baad kisi darakht par right taang say latak jayen, aur subah tak tangay raheon, jab log pathar marna shoroo karein toh ghar chalay jayen, sab theek ho jaye ga

Pir dabba is a fake pir. How can you stand in a talaab ? you will drown.

[P_G]

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@MR Fraudia

aap khoob roya karein, iss tarah paani bahar nikal jaye ga..

is terag to main or masaail main ghir jaoon gee ..sub poochain gay kion rotee ho..

[Niksik]

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@Mr_Fraudia

of course I do, just send it over..pm me the card number expiration date and the security code.

No need.
Have cash.
Lots of it.

So I need a taveez.
Neighbor’s wife’s khala is always eyeing my shohar. Besharam. Then when he goes out, she always comes out to check the mail or cut the flowers. Behaya. And when I go out, she goes back in. Badtameez.

Kitnay paisay pir sahab?
Shukriya.

[ATA]

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@TLK

Pir dabba is a fake pir. How can you stand in a talaab ? you will drown.

aap Baanta Singh kay wo teesray waalay talaab main kharay hojaana, nai doobaingay…sachi say

[ATA]

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@Problem _girl

is terag to main or masaail main ghir jaoon gee ..sub poochain gay kion rotee ho..

aap water tanker ka karobaar shuroo kardain ab :s

[zobia]

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@Niksik

No need.
Have cash.
Lots of it.

So I need a taveez.
Neighbor’s wife’s khala is always eyeing my shohar. Besharam. Then when he goes out, she always comes out to check the mail or cut the flowers. Behaya. And when I go out, she goes back in. Badtameez.

Kitnay paisay pir sahab?
Shukriya.

yeh pir hain, ghunday nahi

[AQ]

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@TLK

Pir dabba is a fake pir. How can you stand in a talaab ? you will drown.

Pir saahab say karaamat maaNg lo…

Karaamat as in miracle not as in Karaamat Khan

[Niksik]

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Can you please let pir sahab answer my query. I don’t entertain amateurs.

[zobia]

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@AQ

Pir saahab say karaamat maaNg lo…

Karaamat as in miracle not as in Karaamat Khan

per ajj to jumarat nahi hai

[ATA]

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@AQ

Pir saahab say karaamat maaNg lo....

Karaamat as in miracle not as in Karaamat Khan :)

tum nay Jumma ki namaz kia jumairaat ko parh li thi ? :s