Man with gun goes in bank and demands..
Once he is given money, he turns to a lady and asks: Did u see me rob the bank?? 
Lady: Yes I did. 
Robber shot her in the head.. 
He turned to a couple and asked the man: Did u see me rob the bank?? 
Man said: No sir, but my wife did.. 
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ek aur mazloom:bummer:
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LOL...Pata nahin log wives ke itna khilaf keun hotay hain...
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Jab shaadi hui
to pata chal hi jaaye ga babu:sadiyah:
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ju mean this 

ab Kh ne ghusse mein khoobsurat ni rehna i knw 
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good joke

knjaved
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kya hua 
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ap meray jokes ki alternative copies na lay aya kren 
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Experience matters 
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aap aise jokes post na kia krein jin ki copy mere paas hai 
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CHEAT SHEET !
Asif971
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Haan
jise chot lagti hai Use hi pata hota hai k kitne zor se lagi
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han g mera b yehi matlab tha 
Asif971
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boht behtar