~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

Man with gun goes in bank and demands..

Once he is given money, he turns to a lady and asks: Did u see me rob the bank?? :hmmm:

Lady: Yes I did. :bummer:

Robber shot her in the head.. :2guns:

He turned to a couple and asked the man: Did u see me rob the bank?? :asa:

Man said: No sir, but my wife did.. :biggthumb:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

ek aur mazloom:bummer:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

LOL...Pata nahin log wives ke itna khilaf keun hotay hain...

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

Jab shaadi hui

to pata chal hi jaaye ga babu:sadiyah:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

.
ju mean this :khumar:

ab Kh ne ghusse mein khoobsurat ni rehna i knw :smiley:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

good joke
:biggthumb:

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:naraz:

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kya hua :cb:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

ap meray jokes ki alternative copies na lay aya kren :snooty:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

Experience matters :omg:

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.
aap aise jokes post na kia krein jin ki copy mere paas hai :snooty:

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CHEAT SHEET !

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

Haan

jise chot lagti hai Use hi pata hota hai k kitne zor se lagi

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han g mera b yehi matlab tha :biggthumb:

Re: ~When Oppertunity Knocks, use it~

boht behtar