What's the rudest/weirdest/craziest thing you've come across.......

Consider yourself blessed: at the weddings I attend, you'd think it was Sunnah to waste a "little of everything the host has served"; people kick and push each other for the right to pile their plates up with food that largely goes untouched.

Sweetie, everyone does that when confronted with free coffee (even if they're allergic to caffeine)!

Seriously, can we switch our summer social calenders? I'd like to get through one wedding where I'm not being poked in the back with a plate because some aunty thinks the buffet line's not moving fast enough. Same with the stage thing: I'd like to go to one wedding where I'm not expected to jump onstage and have my picture taken with the bride, like she's some national landmark. Lucky!