What's the rudest/weirdest/craziest thing you've come across.......

We need to introduce your goray friends to the joys of "Shagufta’s Kabab House and Indo-Pak Buffet”: five will get you ten, they’ll be stampeding with the best of us!

Everyone flocks anywhere there is “free food”! “If it’s for free, it’s for me!” (family motto).

I just hope we follow England’s example and respect the buffet queue, because I can’t take another elbow to ribcage!

Given what you aptly noted, the only way our venues could be more accommodating in serving Desi food is if they left it in giant troughs. End of story.