Re: urdu mahaVraaZ in angraizi ..
haath kangan ko aarsi kiya
No need to ask if hand and bracelet have Aarsi:konfused:
aur paRhay likhaY ko Farsi kiya
And No need to ask if an educated person knows Persian 
Idhar udhar kee haanknaa
talking giberish and henky penky of here and there
daaNton talaY paseenaa aanaa
getting sweaty under the teeth
khodaa pahaaR, niklaa choohaa
dug up a mountain and found a rat
Billi Choohay kaa khel khailnaa
playing a game of cat and mouse
Jungle maiN mor naachaa, kiss nay dekhaa
who saw a dancing peacock in a jungle
Naa Nau mun tel hogaa naa Radhaa naachaY gee
neither will there be any nine mun oil nor will Radha dance
Aik thaali kay bengan
Eggplant of the same pot
Aik theli ke chaTTay buTTay
pieces of a same bag
bay pendaY kaa lotaa
A LOTAA without a bottom
Zer-e-Lub muskuraanaa
Smiling under the lips
kaam ka na kaj ka dushman anaaj ka
Neither for any use to work Nor shork, but the enemy of the food
Moonh kee khaanaa
eating of mouth
bacha baghal maiN, dhandora shehar maiN
child under the arm and beating the trumpet all over the city
charagh talay andhera
darkness under the lamp
heeng lagay na pithkari or rang bhi choka aaiay
Neither was assafoetida applied nor Alum and yet the color came sharp
zaroorat eijaad ki maaN hai
Necessity is the Mother of Invention
Oonchi dokaan peekha pakwaan
shop on height but the food very unsalty or untasty for that matter
ulTay baaNs bareli ko
Bamboos back to the city of Bareli
Daal naheeN galnaa
lentils not being tendered
Rung maiN bhung daalnaa
pouring hemp in the color
MeeTha MeeTha hup hup, kaRwa kaRwaa thoo thoo
sweet sweet: yumy yummy, bitter bitter: yukh yukh
Hai Jurm-e-Zaeefi sazaa marg-e-mufaajaat
The punishment of the crime of old age is to die unexpectedly
MiTTi paleed karnaa
making the sand “more sand”
AyeeN baaYen shaaYeN par utar aanaa
landing on talking giberish
SaaNp soonghnaa
smelling a snake
Naak par makhi naheeN beThnaY denaa
not letting sit a fly on the nose
Kaan par jooN reNgnaa
crawling of a lice on the ear
TO BE CONTINUED 
hum tou jo yaad aaya mahawara wohi bol rahey hein 
I hope i translated that correctly..
