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this definitely gets a 5
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In college I had a roommate whose brother came to visit from their pind. So after picking him up from the airport we go some fast food (don't remember which it was) drivethru and everybody orders. At this point the brother is really excited that we can do that. So once we have the food we park the car and starts eating. The brother is looking around and then suddenly says, "Tofi yaar udhar chal kar park kar yaar, TV bhi daikhtein hain khaatay khaatay". We turn around and noticed that he was pointing to the trash-can.
I still can't stop a smile when I think about it. :)
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5 :biggthumb
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^ Baaz aa jao :@:
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^tum to haath aur pair dho kar mere hi peeche parhay ho 
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Aisi koi baat nahi 
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baat aisi hi hai magar hai ruswai ki
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Here's another one from my college days. I was waiting tables one day and these 2 desi uncles walk in and sit. I go over to them, greet them and asked if they'd like something to drink. One of them said, "get me a vodka and tonic, no ice". Then I turn toward the other uncle and he says, "I'll take a scotch on the rocks, WITH ICE". And he was serious.
I had to turn around really fast so as to not laugh in his face.
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haha^ good one tofi baba :k: 5 for you 
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This happened to one of my aunts at a wedding. This aunt of mine has a habit of speaking without thinking, so at the wedding she was sitting with the bride, talking to her, when a cute little kid came up to them and started talking to the groom. My aunt looked at the kid and said to the bride, “Masha Allah, bohat pyara baccha hai. Aap ka hai?” And the bride went, “Jeeeeeee?” 
My aunt then realized what she had said and went “oh sorry, mera matlab hai aap kay kisi rishtay daar ka hai?”
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oh i'm loving these jokes :D
remember guys, if you're not rating the jokes, then we can't declare a winner. so give out your marks, whatever they might be. no one's going to beat you up :p
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Here's another one from my college days. I was waiting tables one day and these 2 desi uncles walk in and sit. I go over to them, greet them and asked if they'd like something to drink. One of them said, "get me a vodka and tonic, no ice". Then I turn toward the other uncle and he says, "I'll take a scotch on the rocks, WITH ICE". And he was serious.
I had to turn around really fast so as to not laugh in his face.
I DIDNT GET THIS JOKE
I DONT DRINK SO I HAVE NO IDEA
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5 - for Phatima's jokes! Funny!
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friend told me this funny story
he and his brother went to pick up a freshy from pakistan (they live in Canberra Australia), on the way back they had some problem with transmission and started jerking, the freshy said, Ali bhai pata kiya! clutch ki tarr dhelly hai
while the car was automatic, and they started laughing hysterically
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I DIDNT GET THIS JOKE I DONT DRINK SO I HAVE NO IDEA
The "rocks" are supposed to be ice.
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4 for this one
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friend told me this funny story he and his brother went to pick up a freshy from pakistan (they live in Canberra Australia), on the way back they had some problem with transmission and started jerking, the freshy said, Ali bhai pata kiya! clutch ki tarr dhelly hai while the car was automatic, and they started laughing hysterically
and 3 for this :)
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This happened to me the other day. I was at the Mechanic’s shop, having my Nissan Altima checked out. There was this Afghan guy there as well who had a Nissan Maxima. He asked me where I was from and upon finding out, started speaking to me in Urdu, which was quite broken. He asked me a few questions about my car and then said “waisay yeh bohat acchi kaam karti hai” and I replied, “Ji, Nissan ki cars kaafi acchi hoti hain,” and he said “Um is mechanic ki baat kar raha tha.” 
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hehehehehe
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Kumar saieeen, aap bhi tho points do na baba