Some funny stuff

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Define originality

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something you make up yourself. like a really bad pun, or an anecdote. something like phati's last joke that she posted here. something i haven't heard before.

oh and i'm going to clean this thread up in a bit so the ones i've heard before aren't here anymore.

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**#4- 4

5- 4**

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Oye, no rating urself.

5 gets a 3

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a punjabi aunti goes to a gym to see her instructor.

aunti jee: i want to tone up my belly muscles

gym instructor: 40 kicks every morning should help.

aunti jee: I cant use my hands, I injured them :omg:

am i laughing here alone:vivo:??

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:rotfl: hahahaha

tofi- whos rating themself:hmmm:

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#27- 4

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BTW Khumar, when u delete posts the numbering goes all haywire. Just thought i'll point that out.

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yeah i know. that’s why there’s the quote button :dannyboy:

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Khumar's bollywood movie is going to be a hit!
(Biggest joke of the century)
:D
Sawry !

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Q: What is the fastest way to exchange something?

A: Foreign Exchange.

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:emmy:is it -4

:mukka:

5 Types of women men can't stand
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**What did one Juta say to the other??

— toun jhutha sole

get it :omg: **

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:rotfl:

:emmy:chunnu u have been listening to ur parents convos ??

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kia # 10 joke nahi hai :teary2:

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rate = 4

;) Choose A Profession 4 Above Person ;)
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i dont get it..:smack:

How fast do you drive?
How fast do you drive?
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**okay this is a real funny story…

I was on emirates flight, and there were these 2 guys sitting next to me, and u know when the plane is about to take off, they give you these warm face clothes/towels to wipe your face…
So one of the guys (jo shayad pehli baar plane mein betha tha) bit that hot towel (he thought it was chocolate or barfi/mithai so he would try to eat it) and then he went like, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooo (cuz his tongue burned).. then the guy sitting next to him (jo kafi dair se towel ko moonh se hawa de kar thanda kar raha tha) said, “tenu kya si na ke thanda kar ke khaween” (tumse kaha tha ke thanda kar ke khana)

:omg:
**

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^5 for you.

Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????
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6 out of 5

Aaj Kiss Baat Par Gussa Aaya ??????