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Really, you all should just not even waste your time participating, because with these homemade jokes of mines, nobody stands a chance. 
Q: What does 5abi use to open a locked door?
A: A 6abi.
Q: Why does Amitabh Bachan have a goatee?
A: To hide his (amitabh) BUTTCHIN
Q: What do shrimp sing during Christmas time?
A: Jhinga Bells
Q: What kind of a dance does Abhishek Bachan do?
A: The Abhi-SHAKE!
Q: What do you call a llama with only one strand of hair?
A: Allama Iqbal
Yes and thanks to all my fans out there. Haven’t yet gotten around to checking all that fan mail, but I will do it as soon as possible. Trust me. Yea.Thankyou. God bless.
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How did Reema’s son call for his mom when he got lost?
o ree maaaaa!
…now whers ur creativity PPL:mad: , can u make it lamer than mine:phati:
lets hear em:jhanda:
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double
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:zor zor sey sar khujaaying:
:garmi key baais peit khujaaying:
aur jab khujlee hadh sey barh jaaye to
:jaa ker garam paani sey nahaaying:
p.s :p
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Decent^Munda isnt a big fan of originality.
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see now this is what we're talking about :D Keep em coming folks
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mine was the best 
dammit now i have 2 entries 
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Mujhe aksar log poochatay hain k yaar tumharay baal kion kam hogaye.. koi beemari hai kia?
mera jawab her dafa yehi hota hai, ye koi beemari nahi, ye kamaal to shakki fiance ne tension de de ke kia hai 
i know not funny but reality :halo:
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apne jokes bana ne the 
? it waz juz a copy paste,
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apni taraf say banay hain. first rule 
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! i laughed so loud suddenly as soon as i read that at work!!
Kaam Kaam Kaam
Din raat keray hum Kaam,
Jub Kaam say thuk jai,
To khoob keray araam,
Araam ka Enaam,
DIAMOND SUPREME FOAM!!
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it’d b ncie if the not so originals were removed:hoonh:
it sushca long psot…its hard to actually read ppls own creative ones:mocking:
ps tank u sunsest eyes!
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[note]guys i would really appreciate it if you rate the jokes as well as appreciating them. this is a competition after all[/note]
How do you rate them?
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My 5 year old daughter saw a 'Yard Sale' sign and said:
Daddy look someone is selling their yard , you always tell me that we cannot have a swing in our backyard because it is not big enough , let us buy this one so that we can have a big back yard.
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It is a real one too , once in CA there was a big earth quake the electricity and the natural gas were gone for a couple of days. Finaly the gas was turned on again by the gas company but the clock on the cooking range was still not working so my wife said :
honey the gas is back on why is the clock of the cooking range not working yet ?
There was no electricity still because of the broken and fallen power lines.
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How do you rate them?
just give each submission a number between 1 and 5, 1 being ok and 5 being super hilarious.
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4 gets a 4 :)
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tofi where's the originality yaar
ps thanks for beginning the rating :biggthumbs