Re: so the **** hit the fan, …
Yet…is the key word here. You know what you have to do now my friend. That’s right…drop your underwear into the maid’s purse when she’s not looking. And to make the “theft” even more scandalous…make sure that the underwear is dirty. 
Cheer up, Nadzy. 
You’ll soon be moving back to England and things will be better. Undergarments aside…the maid is doing a poor job with washing the clothes, so consider doing your own laundry. It may alleviate the tension. Hopefully…fingers crossed.