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You are not an uncle until u hit 40
errrmmm...okay you're nearly an uncle. I don't see anything wrong with a guy that old marrying a 20 year old girl as long as the girl finds him attractive.
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Well if there are any 20 year old girls out there who want to raise kids and push around their husbands in a wheelchair at the same time please step forward !!!
(He talks about sell by dates but he doesn't look in the mirror when he says it ... not to be rude ... but if a woman is a product for you sorrow then you are not any less of a product for her ... she will be looking for the best models as well you know ... and she will want one with a long sell by date ... men die younger than women on average as well. However there are some women out there who see a potential business plan in marrying you ... but don't expect love from them --- you will be a pure investment opportunity)
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Girls and guys usually like an age difference of not more than 5 years since there are more chances of compatibility with less age difference. With this thing in mind, Sorrow would most probably get a girl in early thirties. He can however, easily get someone in late twenties. But girls (and their families) marrying a guy in his late thirties would definitely see whether the guy is settled well since he already has spent golden years of his life and thus girls want some established person if they are close to being an uncle. The younger girl you will look for, the more she will try to look for the things she will get in return for compromising on your age.
Why don't guys not willing to go for girls who are similar in attibutes like them? If they are a bit older, they should go for a bit older girls. If they are divorced father, they can marry a widow/ divorced lady with/without children since they are both able to understand the tough times they had been through and would be better able to work towards a successful marriage.
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^ So the conclusion I'm arriving at is girls are superficial and can turn down guys simply because of their age.
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My last post was ,meant for psyah
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^ So the conclusion I'm arriving at is girls are superficial and can turn down guys simply because of their age.
not just girls, but also their parents. :p (20 years old pakistani girls dont really have things in their hand.)
btw, why are you finding it strange, arent you doing the same :p????
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^I thought girls were nicer than guys :P
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^I thought girls were nicer than guys :P
aww...they are nicer. that is why they will take good care of your wealth when you will be in ICU or oldhome. :p
generally girls have three criteria at the age of 20...1. good looks and handsome. 2. if you are not good-looking at least be rich 3. if you are neither good-looking or rich, atleast be educated.
in your case you appears that not only you are naive but also you never had any interaction with any girl whatsoever.
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aww...they are nicer. that is why they will take good care of your wealth when you will be in ICU or oldhome. :p generally girls have three criteria at the age of 20...1. good looks and handsome. 2. if you are not good-looking at least be rich 3. if you are neither good-looking or rich, atleast be educated. in your case you appears that not only you are naive but also you never had any interaction with any girl whatsoever.
Even though I'm 37 I still have a full head of hair, and I'm physically fit and fairly good looking. Alhumdolila
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I agree with Zobia baji. 20 years old have become very clever and ambitious these days!
I would suggest marrying a somewhat older girl. Someone likeminded 40 to 45 years old would be perfect for you. You are still so very young masha'Allah! You two could grow up together!
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Well if there are any 20 year old girls out there who want to raise kids and push around their husbands in a wheelchair at the same time please step forward !!!
(He talks about sell by dates but he doesn't look in the mirror when he says it ... not to be rude ... but if a woman is a product for you sorrow then you are not any less of a product for her ... she will be looking for the best models as well you know ... and she will want one with a long sell by date ... men die younger than women on average as well. However there are some women out there who see a potential business plan in marrying you ... but don't expect love from them --- you will be a pure investment opportunity)
I don't think he's looking for love anyway. :(
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Even though I'm 37 I still have a full head of hair, and I'm physically fit and fairly good looking. Alhumdolila
may i ask what took u so long to realize that that you are getting old and you should settle down in your life?
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I agree with Zobia baji.
jaan na phechan bari khala salam.
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aray aap to naraz ho gayieen 
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Why do girls start getting so offended whenever I say i want to marry a much younger girl?? Why does it tick them off so much?
Do you always pick up the first product on the shelf or sometimes stick your hand into the back to get the one with the longest expiry date ;)
That's why.
^ So the conclusion I'm arriving at is girls are superficial and can turn down guys simply because of their age.
You're doing the same.
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i think what you're asking for is reasonable. dont listen to haters. girls are just sensitive because they tend to take it personally. thats like strawberry ice cream getting offended as to why everyone prefers chocolate...err dont read into that analogy too much. however some questions are valid but you arent obliged to answer them.
nothing's impossible in this world given you have the resources to achieve it...good luck. let us know if you succeed. i'm sure everyone will want to know if you got ur wish fulfilled. :-)
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Sure you can get a 20 year old. (Though I agree with Reha and think you should go younger, since fertility generally peaks at 24 in women).
Lots of people here are asking you why you want a 20 year old, but to assess whether you can, we'll need to know what you're bringing to the table. Remember, your competition is the under 30, robust male population who is going to cock-block you and laugh while they're doing it. Factors such as how much you earn, where you went to school, what you look like, whether you have a paunch, your sexual history, if there's still hair on that head you're scratching, and your umbilical cord status vis-a-vis your mother determine how much of an edge you have. Extra credit if you can furnish medical proof of your sperm motility and count. Only with a better picture can we evaluate your chances of bagging a 20 year old uterus.
ps. Keep in mind though, the way things are going to hell in the End Times, girls are unbelievably arrogant nowadays. If you're a retinal surgeon who looks like George Clooney with a personality like Jon Stewart to boot, you might still get called "pedophile uncle" by that 20 year old nymphette. Worse still, she'll marry you and call out "Daddy" in bed (then again you may just enjoy that). Good luck and don't lose hope, because for every dilemma like this, there's an obliging Arab Sheikh somewhere.
this post made me laugh out loud. pretty funny. you should write either as a hobby or a career.
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Even a 35 yrs old women can reject you because you don't have good job.
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Try an anti-lice shampoo to stop that head scratching :p
:D
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Sorrow, before this thread gets put away in archives; can I please request that you come back with a new thread telling us all whether you got that 20 year old or not? And you can rub it in our faces if you do. 
And…if you don’t, then…we’ll try being nice.