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LMAO! There are specific words I would need to learn, food, drink, water, bedroom etc.
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^ I thought all we needed was to learn to say 'start' and 'stop' in 50 languages!
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LMAO! Now that is one I will remember.
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Tell her in your tribe ( back in Pakistan) 1st wife always comes from family, 2nd or 3rd can be from different communities, adding to this, tell her a story about the girl you liked back home and how happy both of you are, and now close to getting married as the elders are looking forward to marry you.
Also tell her, that Pakistani Women don't allow their husbands to have multiple wives ( as they think one is enough to torture you) if anyone dares, he pays the price.
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Im tellin ya...just say you're gay...mamla khatam!
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^ why would he want to take that risk in the land of the tripods?
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^^ There is something fishy, CM declares he is gay and looking for someoneand then who knows, PSquared arranges that someone...
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Psquared is just afraid she is falling for my charm. Noticed she has responded to every single thread I have opened only to post negatively? Typical bollywood story I say! :D
..but so have I. Dude what are you implying here? 
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Lol hahahaha @ Janwaar
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That you and I will never meet. Period. Ever. Never PM me!!!
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^ where did that come from?
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sigh Sarcasm never comes across well in text. I was implying you had the hots for me :p
CM has brought a very interesting and unique one!
Why not you tell him that you are in contact with a Pakistani Hakeem these days and as per him, the Ilaaj will take atleast six months…
For a proof, show her some Maajoon, Khameera etc.
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Dude you had me there for a minute. I had this sudden strike of thunder that you might actually be a woman. So true, text can never do the justice - your post had PMS written all over it.
wooohh scary stuff shudders
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:( I spend so much time in Life one, I have gender identity issues.
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No worries with that, unless you have gender identification issues!
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Just put a picture of a stunning black/white/brown/yellow beauty on your work desk and tell her that she is who you are going to get married to. She will be off your back. No women on earth likes to share a man.
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Then you would be the first one I tell....stud.
Then you would be the first one I tell....stud.
LMAO
dude I'm a homophobe - with the usual male bias of course :p