So here is the situation. One of the local sudanese women is going around saying she is going to marry all the men in my unit one by one for 3 months each. She is gonna start with me since I am young, single and thus inexperienced. (Ha! So she thinks!). Anyway that was fine the first time and the second, and when she told my boss. Now its getting irritating.
What I need my fellow men of testicular fortitude is a one line rebuttal that will end the joke and yet not insult her or hurt her feelings.
See can't do that. There are serious issues regarding being involved with local women. People have been killed by the local community (mainly military men) for such issues. So that won't work and may make it worse.
Tell her you have AIDS or some other STD - that should do the trick (but agree to the marriage first! then whisper the secret words when you are alone and watch the magic work)
LMAO! And the guys here are pretty damn big. Yeah no thanks. I am conservative muslim, they know that. So no gay and stuff. But woman in village I like. A bethrowed to another story, at a young age. The Sudani can be my second wife if she wants.
CM: dude glad to know you like the local folk, they dont make any spark for me :-/
What I know about them is, they are damn aggressive (in all respects - in some its not a bad thing while in others it is). Just for an illustration - a local afro woman could go so far up your rear that if she spits its coming out of your mouth - now i’m talking how aggressive, possessive and bossy they can get. Just my 2 cents
Oh I know. Personally like me desi. Goris and Africans just don't it for me. I avoiding them here. In my line of work I spend a lot of time with the local community. A lot of field visits and what not. I have been offered wives by two different tribes in Darfur. Always politely said no.
But I am thinking of making it a goal of mine. How many sultans or emirs can offer me a wife by the time i leave!
^^ dude I can relate to that, I have spent some time in the development sector and had the craziest experiences. Just dont drop that “no” of yours. Perhaps if you were in some other, rather prettier part of the world, perhaps my advice to you would have been different
so in essence what you are saying is if he was offered a better looking woman in Romania he should take up the offer? What if she doesn’t speak the same language as him - wouldn’t that make the situation awkward?
