Really screwed now....

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Lol :hehe: hahahhahah

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Great posts by all.

Janwar and CM lol.

CM lover boy, cross dressor, tell her the truth, tell her you’re impotent (honesty is the best option).

If this fails, show her your true colours, she will flee for the border in utter disarray and seek unsolicited asylum in Uganda.

Sorry to be so unashamedly intrusive, I am sure she will know when you would like to take her to bed without the need for any linguistic acrobatics, leave the fumblings to the bedroom.

Possible repercussions in the army communal shower room when CM inadvertently drops the bar of soap.

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err why not just tell her to eff off and udont wanna marry her and she should take her sudanese self to a sudanese man

simple

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CM, what else am I supposed to do at 1am? And yeah, your threads are a bit more engaging then 'Black Magic' or 'My MIL Wants to Torch Me'. Kwim?

You're just upset because Im coming in between you and Janwar.

Funny guy.

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Mizzrani the Darfurian female adores CM, she is besotted. CM wants rid of her unwanted (and in my opion unwaranted) attention without upsetting her.

What do you do when someone is displaying thier unwanted affection? Some good suggestions above.
Behave in a repulsive unappealing manner, soon they will realise the folly of thier ways and seek greener pastures elsewhere.

Lol PSquared. They do make a wonderful couple. I wonder who will play the dominant role (husband), and who will be the submissive one (wife)?

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I see where your hungry wild imagination is taking the both of you.

Well Psquared - its obvious you are just playing hard to get. You want him!

And Chavy, ah its so refreshing to see you have quite an imagination. I like games, lets talk about it.

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Y'all are stupid.

She has goats right?

Marry them first.

End of.

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Tell her u're "manglik" and u were married to a tree/frog long long time ago (bachpan mein!)

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Best reply yet. :omg:

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^ dont know about moly, but I believe the guy isnt really into goats - or animals for that matter.

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Next time they offer you a bride...............

Just say............... OBAMA said "NO"........................:D

Timepass - November 2012
Timepass - November 2012
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Problem solved. I informed her my boss is richer and that he is actually interested. You should have seen her scamper off.

Ahh....what a good feeling it is to play cupid!

You know what is really scary...and depraved - the fact that Chavy thinks about me in the shower.

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CM! Pssssssssssssssssssst!!

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yeah CM, its not like we dont know that you read the other thread :rolleyes:

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Huh?

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LOL

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so CM is the danger of you becoming a bizzatch of this sudanese woman over now? is there a shukrana nafil in order?

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I think you have it confused. Sudan fully believes in 4 women to a man. Thus its reversed. Plus like any other tribal society, the women work, the men smoke sheesha!

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nyah I dot have it confused, thats what she was gonna do to ya brother..good to see u escaped unscathed

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Man it seems like the lady carries a moving crush which she crashes onto any available soul :hmmm: congrats buddy, you’re finally off the hook…for now! Lets see what her stand would be after 3 months. lol

LOL you got that damn straight brother. I already warned CM, and did that in a very sugar-coated manner, that she can be so far up his underworld that it wont even be funny. Glad he’s off the lady’s radar for now :smiley: