The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We have some Pakistanis up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!’ The Lord said, 'Pakistanis are Pakistanis. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call, in Hell.
Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’
Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’ Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’
Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this…Hold on.’ This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, 'I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. These Pakistanis have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning! !
You shouldnt be making jokes regarding Allah and his Angles
Allah swt says;
[9:65]And if thou question them, they will most surely say, ‘We were only talking idly and jesting.’ Say, ‘Was it Allah and His Signs and His Messenger that you mocked at?
[RIGHT] [9:65] اور اگر تُو اُن سے پوچھے تو ضرور کہیں گے ہم تو محض گپ شپ میں محو تھے اور کھیلیں کھیل رہے تھے۔ تُو پوچھ کیا اللہ اور اس کے نشانات اور اس کے رسول سے تم استہزاءکر رہے تھے؟
[9:66] ‘Offer no excuse. You have certainly disbelieved after your believing. If We forgive a party from among you, a party shall We punish, for they have been guilty.’
[RIGHT] [9:66] کوئی عذر پیش نہ کرو۔ یقیناً تم اپنے ایمان لانے کے بعد کافر ہو چکے ہو۔ اگر ہم تم میں سے کسی ایک گروہ سے درگزر کریں تو کسی دوسرے گروہ کو عذاب بھی دے سکتے ہیں اس لئے کہ وہ یقیناً مجرم ہیں۔ [/RIGHT]
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If its about pakistanis than why bring Allah and his Angels in it? isnt it disgrace? dont you have any respect for our lord and his angles to bring them in your jokes?
Read what the joke is all about and dont teach me about respect. What do you know how much respect I have for our religion. Keep your misguided lectures to yourself.
aray ppl there isnt any harm with a lil but of humor ..I mean come on ..It IS allowed ..
there was an incident where the companions were eating dates and just as Hazrat Ali looked away .. all the companions Including Prophet SAW gathered all the seeds of the eaten daes and put em infront of Hazrat Ali RA and the Prophet SAW said .. look how much Hazrat Ali eaten all these dates .. now this is humor and you wudnt call the Prophet SAW a Liar now wud you ..
Moral of this is humor is Allowed as long as its with in boundries ..
and the above joke i think its purpose is to focus on the moral ..the behaviour of Pakistani .. which needs changing ..
aray ppl there isnt any harm with a lil but of humor ..I mean come on ..It IS allowed ..
there was an incident where the companions were eating dates and just as Hazrat Ali looked away .. all the companions Including Prophet SAW gathered all the seeds of the eaten daes and put em infront of Hazrat Ali RA and the Prophet SAW said .. look how much Hazrat Ali eaten all these dates .. now this is humor and you wudnt call the Prophet SAW a Liar now wud you ..
Moral of this is humor is Allowed as long as its with in boundries ..
and the above joke i think its purpose is to focus on the moral ..the behaviour of Pakistani .. which needs changing ..
No one said that a bit of humor is haram, all am saying is, keep Allah and his angles and messengers away from humors
I am not religious.. but just saying.. that if there was a God.. why wouldn't he have a sense of humour? Why does he have to be a boring strict god constantly trying to find reasons to burn you?
@ the joke 
omggg how true. Pakistanion ka koi haal nahi
