Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell

Faris_Udeen · July 17, 2010, 8:19pm

Re: Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell

Baat sumaj ne wallee hain merey bhai. :cobra:

Frozen_Oxygen · July 18, 2010, 1:30pm

Ehsan Bhai, Ahmed is right here. Also there is shirk in this joke so we should avoid posting it.

We are 'NOT' children of Allah, we are 'Slaves' of Allah.

sharaabee · July 18, 2010, 3:22pm

Re: Pakistanis in Heaven & Hell

Frozen.. that's a disgustingly pessimistic outlook to life.

Faris_Udeen · July 18, 2010, 4:21pm

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Nope it's not...

I agree with Frozen we are not Children of Allah.

We are creations whose duty is to sumbmit to the Lord.

However besides that the Joke is Okay.

Aleesha_Chaudhary · July 19, 2010, 8:44pm

~Aik TOTLAAA Dhaaga for the Bacha party of Cafe`~

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you. We have some Pakistanis up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!’ The Lord said, 'Pakistanis are Pakistanis. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call, in Hell.

Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’
Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’ Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’

Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this…Hold on.’ This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, 'I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. These Pakistanis have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning! !