Most Embarrassing Moments

[arshad5]

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@Hum_Hain_Lajawab

HERE’S ANOTHER ONE: (Really interesting)

Back in about 1997, I went to pakistan for summer vacation. While there, my cousins came over and we were just ‘chilling’ until midnight. After that, all of us fell asleep, except me:hoonh: . So after all my cousins were in ‘Gehri Neend’, I woke one of my cousin up (who I knew would take part with me and help me for sure) and told him my plan. So we decided that when it is like 6 in the morning, we will take like a glass of water and just throw it a lil here and there on the bed of one of my other cousin (who was sleeping) to make it look like…you know…what you did on your bed when you were little…you know.

So we stayed up all night just talking about our childhood and all that until it was dawn. And before I go on, our only ‘mission’ was just to embarrass my cousin (who i knew would get mad for awhile but would settle for lunch at a restaurant). Our second reason for doing it was because my Naani (grandmother, May Allah give her Jannat-ul-Firdous used to get mad when she found a wet bed in the morning). And I mean this cousin of ours was like a teenager so you can imagine how embarrassing it would be to find your own bed wet in the morning when ur not a child. So we waited for the right moment until it was like 6:30. We took the glass and threw the water a little on the bed next to my cousin’s leg and some on his Shalwar. We had a tough time controlling our laughter but we managed.

We then went to the other room and woke up my naani to tell her that its morning. So after my naani woke up and went to wash her face, we slowly woke everyone else up until there was none except that particular cousin sleeping. My cousin looked at me and I gave him “Harri Batti (Signal)”. We then took everyone including my naani and showed her what our Dear cousin did on his bed (who by the way was still sleeping and didn’t know what was coming to him). My nanni first squinted to see what we were trying to show but then she just asked us what we are trying to show. So we took one of our nanni’s hand and placed it on the bed near the shalwar. WE knew it was water but THEY thought it was…you know. My nanni upon touching it got so mad that she just went outside the room and came back with a stick. She hit my cousin with the stick and woke him up. He woke up after the second hit with a puzzled face. When he woke up and saw all of us gathered around him and then felt his bed wet, he was so puzzled and embarrassed that he didn’t know what to do. So he quickly got up and ran out the room telling my naani that he didn’t do it. He was being chased by my naani with a stick while my cousin & I were just standing back and watching the show. I cannot describe the embarrassment on his face and the laughter that we experienced. He was so puzzled that he wasn’t actually sure whether he wet his bed or not.

We later made it up to him by offering him lunch outside. But it was definitely worth it. Hahahahaha

[masoom_se_larki]

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@phatima1

Oh I posted a thread about one of my most embarassing moments about a year ago.

So like we’re having this davaat thing at our house and so there’s all these Aunties and Uncles and bacha party and everyone in the kitchen getting their khana. I’m sitting in the room over talking to my sister about something when my mom calls my name and I’m like, “Yea yea hold on Ammi” because I was trying to explain something to my sister. So she keeps calling my name and I’m just like, “whattttttttt isss ittttt??? ” and then she screams at the top of her lungs so everyone in the house can hear:

“BETA AAPNAY APNI SHALWAAR OULTI PEHNIVI HAIY!!”

next thing I know, all the Uncles and Aunties are looking over at me and laughing like crazy and the kids, too

I don’t think I had ever realized that shalwaars even HAD a front/back

OMG … no way
the same exact thing happened to meee! except i was talking to my friend and my mom lifts up my kameez a little and she says reallyyyy loud “betey jaan aap ney apni shalwaar ulti pehni huyi hai” and then she and all the guests start laughing like crazy. next day at skool my friend was like “u sure u have ur pants on straight?” i didn’t kno the difference either…but then i had to learn haha. front is with all the chunats

[LP]

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[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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Any1 else?

[andy936]

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That's so funny i m really happy to read all that.

He was such a Genious person who started that thread.

Here is mine

One day i was at work .... and there were no Paper towles where i work. We can't manage with out paper towel coz we have to eat and need to wash the dishes with paper towels. So My Friend he went to rest room there were alots of paper towel which were still not opened you know what i mean. He picked one and come out ....and the same time one he asked him where you going to take these paper towels, That guy was actually working overthere....... When he asked he was really embrassed:) ..... he put the paper towels back from where he got. He told me all that when return back

[Iconoclast]

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Well, here is one of many.

I was in hostel and exams were going on. When we used to go to toilet we would take our soap with us. That day soap was lying just beside a small alarm clock, i got up to go to toilet and instead of picking the soap i picked up this alarm clock and with book in my other hand and my eyes on the book i walked thru the corridor to the toilets and only realized when i put the alarm clock on the shank. Couple of guys were there and they noticed and were laughing their guts out.

[LP]

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.…

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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@Iconoclast

Well, here is one of many.

I was in hostel and exams were going on. When we used to go to toilet we would take our soap with us. That day soap was lying just beside a small alarm clock, i got up to go to toilet and instead of picking the soap i picked up this alarm clock and with book in my other hand and my eyes on the book i walked thru the corridor to the toilets and only realized when i put the alarm clock on the shank. Couple of guys were there and they noticed and were laughing their guts out.

Hahaha. That is so funny:D

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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@andy936

That's so funny i m really happy to read all that.

He was such a Genious person who started that thread.

Here is mine

One day i was at work .... and there were no Paper towles where i work. We can't manage with out paper towel coz we have to eat and need to wash the dishes with paper towels. So My Friend he went to rest room there were alots of paper towel which were still not opened you know what i mean. He picked one and come out ....and the same time one he asked him where you going to take these paper towels, That guy was actually working overthere....... When he asked he was really embrassed:) ..... he put the paper towels back from where he got. He told me all that when return back

Nice1 :)

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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This one happened not too long ago:

I was in my room working on something. It was like 12:30 at night. I went to the kitchen to get some coke to drink but there was none left. NOOOO!!! Anyhow, so I decided to just go down and buy one from the vending machine. Since everyone in my house was asleep, I did not wanna turn on the lights. So I just wore the ‘chappal’ by the door in darkness and went down. As I was standing by the elevator with a bottle of coke in my hand waiting for the elevator to come down, there was a family who came from outside (most probably from a party or something). They came in, looked at me, gave me a smile, and said “Hello”. I replied back by saying “Hi, How are you?”. So they said “Fine, but are you ok?”. I didn’t know what they meant by that but I said “Yes”. So we got in the elevator.

While in the elevator, the father looked at me and said “You are a very colorful person!”. I first thought for a moment. I didn’t know what he was trying to say but then I thought maybe he meant that I have a very colorful life that I come down to buy coke even at this hour of the night:p. I said “Thank You, shouldn’t we all be?” So he laughed and said “why not”. When their floor came, the father smiled again and said “Ok, take care”. I also replied “Ok, you take care also”. So now I am alone in the elevator and suddenly when I look down, I see that due to darkness in my house, I wore 2 different ‘chappals’. Meaning they were for the right foot but I wore ‘1 of each from different pair’. I am like “Dammit. So thats why he said all that what he said”. I was like so embarrassed. I just thanked God that they were the only family in the building who saw me. I mean if it was during daytime, you can imagine how many ppl would’ve seen me.

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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This one happened awhile ago:

I was doing some work when some-one came over to my house to talk to my mom about something. At that point, I was dead tired and just wanted to relax. This person always holds you up when you talk (no matter who you are) and always asks you questions on top of more questions. You know what I mean]. So I went to the other room with the intention to say salam to this person and come back to sleep or something. I went to the other room to say salam. And in order to avoid too much talking (so that I can come back early), I also took the phone with me and pretended like I was using the phone. When I left my room, I had phone next to my right ear as if I was talking. I went in the same condition to say salam so that this person thinks I am busy using the phone. As soon as I went, said salam and turned around to leave, THE PHONE RANG. I was like Sh**. I pressed 'On' on the first bell and pressed 'off' right away. I was so embarrassed. I turned around to see the look on that person's face in order to see how high the level of 'Embarrass-o-Meter' was but the good thing is that as soon as I turned around to see that person, their cell phone also rang. I was like YESSS......Their cell phone rang like (I would say) about 8 seconds after my phone rang. So luckily, not much attention came my way. In fact, I think that person didn't even pay attention to the first bell since I hung up the phone b4 the first bell even completed.

PS - Never ever try this at home. If you have some other method, use that. If the phone rings in the middle, it will bring you nothing but embarrassment (unless that person's phone rings at the same time :D).

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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Bored. Bumping it back up

[Princess_Fiona]

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Believe me u don’t wanna know

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

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I don’t wanna know :halo:

[Krypton]

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oh its rite hereeee

[bitter]

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i was studying engg when I came back home for my vacation...life in hostel was like any other hostel with abuses right on the tip of the tongue..where every sentence was punctuated with maa,behen ki gaalies

at home I was a epitome of sharaafat...so at home in vacation - my mom had invited couple of families over for dinner on some festival...there were 4 kids ( noisiest of the noisiest ones) suddenly theres a power cut and its pitch dark - the kids started howling bhoot bhoot bhoot...
one of them crept on to me and yelled bhoot in my ears...i was startled and shoved him off and said 'bhoot ki m** ka ch***

when the power was restored in few mins - everybody was staring at me...my mom and pop ( in addition to me) were dead embarassed
needless to say that was the end of my sharafaat ka image at home..

:)

[armughal]

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@sweet_paki

hahaha once i got this new shalwar kameez so we were out of elastic so my mom put zarban so this was my first time wearin a zarban shalwar so i wore it and thz same day we went to sum1s house so i went had kahana all relaxed n everytin and when i got up the shalwar fell off!!! i was soo embaressed thnk god thz there were only girls there and my shirt was long hahahah

im lik to my mom im never wearin zarban again:no:

lets add to your embarassment…

its ezaarband, not zarban…

[paki_gal420]

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lol.............thats funny

[paki_gal420]

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@armughal

lets add to your embarassment....

its ezaarband, not zarban....

thts exactly y i never wear those things....

[USResident]

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Oh this one happened with one of my south indian friends. He was so simple and humble. His first time in USA as a student. We were at a friends house and he needed to go. So he asked our friend where is the restroom. Our friend pointed him in the direction and he he just dashed right to it. A couple of minutes later we heard him knocking on the door. We went over to see what was the matter. We inquired, and he asked "Hey! Where do I throw the tissue paper?" .....