Money is everything

:desimunda:money is everything. paisa hi sub kuch hai!

let’s talk about money!

What would you do if you had all the money in the world?

(ppl please no preachy stuff - just fun! and POOR PEOPLE EVEN IN YOUR IMAGINATION stay out)

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If I had all the money in this world…

to phir mujhay Salary kon day ga? :hmmm:

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uff oh!

aap ko salary ki zaroorat nahi padegi - agar aap ke paas itne paise ho

where would you prefer to go? spend it alone? with your partner? with family?

I would definitely like to see the sun rise from every corner of the world - from 5 star luxury hotels!

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The first thing I would do is to go for a space trip.

Then finance a research for creating an Udan Khatola to the moon and perhaps go visit there.

Then I'll have a haram with 700 beauties all over the world, kaali, gori, neeli, peeli har tarha kee.

...

hmmmmmmmmm.. will I have to do anything? :@:

hands him a very thick contract sign here, here & here.. :@: I will design that uran khatola for you. :halo:

Arey MiaN sign wagera ki kya zroorat, jab sab paisay hi hamarey haiN to phir jab Badsha Salamat nay hukam day dya to yehi kaafi hay.

claps twice, Wazeer-e-Maaliat ko bulwaya jaaye!

Aalijah, jab ap uran khatolai par beth kar uran cho ho jaayen gai tou apkai yahi vazeer-e- malyaat vazeer-e-MAAKHOLYAAT sabit hon gai. :hinna:

when u are praying and say "Allah Akbar" in Namaz you submit yourself to ALLAH SWT and his Divinity, but then calling money is everything makes your namaz gestural, contradicting.

ps. i read this today in an urdu novel so your thread makes me share this here.

:rotfl: @ Vazeer-e-Maakholyat!

Mabadolat ko is shahi MasKharey ki baat pay hansi aa gai. Ab isko inaam-o-karam say nawaza jaaye, :stuck_out_tongue:

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no it is not:emmy:

Hahaahaha!! Haram w/ 700 beauties? You'll have more STD's than your money! What will you do then?

Wo kaisay bhai sahab?

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Main Bhookay Logon Ko Kapre Doonga Aur Nangon Ko Khana!!

MiaN Diwanay, yaani donoN ko wo cheeze do gay jis ki unko zroorat nahi, :D

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Diwana: lol - kya aap MR. World banna chahte hai?

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^^ Yay aap diwana bhai say farma rahi haiN? :D

^ lol - charity ki baatte tab hoti hai jub koi trophy win honna chahta ho:@:

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Janab Modern Hatim Tai Aesa Hi Hota hai!

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I would shop till I drop - literally - I would shop until I was too tired to do it anymore. I would start trekking the world and visit every country's shopping malls and stay in luxury hotels - only for a while though.

After Ive had my fill of being sinfully indulgent, Ill use it to start something for orphaned children. Ill invest some in my own businesses, buy a few properties, give a large chunk to my parents and a few other things I can think of. :)