Lies in relationship

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Your family is just as important to me as my family.

:rotfl:

I am serious, I cannot imagine life without you.

In the morning:
I wish we had met a few years ago. I better be going.

YOU complete me!

Don’t call me. I’ll call you! (another version) :wink:

man:

i'v never fancied another girl

you look AMAZING

you dont need to wear make up... your naturally beautiful

woman:

i'v never fancied another boy

brad pitt is overrated

i dont want a birthday present!!

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I was thinking about you and you called!

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i cant live widout YOU!!!

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"It's OK. I am being cheated too."

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hubby: hi janu, kya ho raha hai… haan bus aik dost ki teraf houn, aik kaam butaya hai us nay paisay bunnay ka, dekho, kuch time lag jaey ga

wife: koi baat nahi g, ap upna kaam hatum kerkay he ana

hubby: (phone bundh kernay can baad) ahista na, kya ker rahi ho…meri biwi ko awaz aa gai phir saray mazay hatum tumharay!!!

:meeno:

^and wife(phone band karne ke baad): Tum bed ke neechay kiyun chup gai ho? Abhi phone hi aya hai, jab woh khud ai ga to phir bed ke neechay chupna.

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yup that’s the whole story there :wink:

^ that explains why women always like bigger beds and bigger cupboards :rotfl:

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i love u only!

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And he/she says:

“Me too”

P.S. I can elaborate o extend this further :hehe:

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“begum paanch minute mein ayaa”…while he settles in for the evening

“kal karunga…pakka vada”…and he doesnt do anything for 3 weeks

“yeh? itna asaan sa kaam hai…kisi technician ko nahin bulao…mein khud karunga”…and at the end…it costs even more to fix his screw ups

“mujhe pata hai mein kahan jaraha hoon!”…while we pass by the same gas station for the 5th time

“meri ammi bohot seedhi hein”…:rotfl:…(“seedhi” ka definition bhi amma ne sikhaya hota hai)

“mere ghar walay bare mohabbat karne walay hein”…:rotfl:…(itni muhabbat agar na karein to acha hoga)

“meri behnein bari achi hein”…:rotfl:…(itni pyari behnein to meine aaj tak nahin dekheen)

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OF COURSE YOU DONT LOOK FAT!

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OH and the best one…DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…“Im different”

:omg:

I think you are mistaken,… check the title again! :smack:. ;)…this not about the Truth in Relationship thread…:smiley:

:hehe:

"you look the prettiest when you've just woken-up' -* (chal jhoota!)*

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Whenever I see this thread it reminds of that Meatloaf song.

Dekha…:silly: