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I wish you were here.
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Man : i miss u
Woman: i miss u too
(when they are apart)
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^ :)
Only YOU can understand me!
I am getting divorce!
I'll love you more if you 'do' it!
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neha55511: I am depressed
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You’re the best I ever had. 
As opposed to what Jim Carey said in movie “Liar Liar” before he was thrown out of the room.. 
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My phone died
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^ Good one.
Don't worry. I am sterile. Or "I am on pills".
I don't care about your origin. It's you who I want and care for.
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It's a REAL diamond.
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Of course your mother can come an stay with us.
She is just a friend.
Nah I love you for who you are and what you look like.
hahaha!..
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Russell Peter's joke:
Woman: Promise me u'll never lie to me.
Man: I promise.
Russell Peters: that is the first time men lie to women. (when they say i promise) :P
Russell Peter's joke: Woman: Promise me u'll never lie to me. Man: I promise.
Russell Peters: that is the first time men lie to women. (when they say i promise) :P
Nope!
Russell Peter is wrong.
Religion aside:
"It's when Adam said to Eve:
"Trust me. it wont hurt a bit..!"
Since then every man says that one way or other.
is this a lie ???
Looks like that so far, i’m still trying to figure out where’s the depression 
Woman before marriage: I’m a virgin.
Man before marriage: I’m not a virgin.
Man: I’m not marrying you to get citizenship.
(Women in USA and man in Pakistan)
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Woman or man:
I just want a friendship.
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Last minute meeting at work, I'll be late!
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^ :)
I have slow metabolism.
i'm sorry.