Lies in relationship

What are the hilarious and common** lies and excuses** between a couple.

Example:

Man: I was out with the boys!

Woman: I have a headache

Just make up…:slight_smile:

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Its your baby.

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^LOL

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I love you.

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It's not you it's me.

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Woman: I was out with the boys!

Man: I have a headache

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I am sorry

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Oh those aren't mine honey, they're [insert buddy's name here]'s.

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You look great in that outfit

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You were first…:hehe:

I’ll call you.

And you’re the last. :stuck_out_tongue:

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^lol

Your hair looks just fine!

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-I need to find myself

-Baby, its not what it looks like!

-You look fine

Woman: You are my only one

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Man: You are my only one

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That dress does not make your butt look big.

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Yes.

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No.

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Okay.

You copied my lie :mad: