--Kuttay aur unn kay Jazbaat...

[bao_bihari]

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^ kon say doctor kay pass jain gay dadda- itna kutta kutta ker kay tau ---

[bao_bihari]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

LOL@4th july kuttoN kee aazadi kaa din

kahaaN saY aaye yeh kuttaY?
kaun laY kar aayaa yeh kuttaY?
baRaY aawaarah haiN yeh kuttaY?
gali ke shehzaadaY haiN kiYa yeh kuttaY?
kiss kay jiger kaY TukRaY haiN yeh kuttaY?
cycle kay bhee shayad hotaY haiN kuttaY:konfused:

(I remember Cycle kay kuttaY fail ho jaanaa = cycle kay break fail ho jaanaa in urdu)

Anwaar bhai–dewan e kutta kub shayah ho raha hay–
abbay america main kuttiyat tau parhnay nahi gae kia

[system]

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@Dada Abbaa

^-- Kutton kay ishq nay deewana pagal kardia hay…
dil chahta hay apni zindagi sirf kutto kay naam kardoon…
bohat wafadaar hotay hain kuttay …

Ata bahi kuch insaan bhi bohat wafadaar hotey hain.. dhondiye aik aap ko bhi mil jaaye ga..

@Dada Abbaa

:s… I am feeling sick…
feeling fever and stuff now…Iam leaving…

Get well soon

[Maheen2002]

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@Dada Abbaa

hehe just like a good girl :-p
waisay agaar  kuttay sahib umar main chotay hoon to sirf Kutta keh kar bhi bula sakti ho aap :-p


ps: me back, waiting for other clowns :-p

aakhir ko aapki hi tu behan hoon

chalein theek.. ab Kuttey sahib se baat karney se pehle age zaroor poochoon gii clown

other clowns.. lolz :-p

and tabiyat ko kiya hua? Get well soon hug

[AQ]

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@Dada Abbaa

Anwaar,

yar After your nazam on Jinaab Kuttay sahib, … this thread has got a weight…
for me I can use this as reference and can show our love and admirations about the love of kuttay… I am sure no one has adored ever in history to this animal teary…

yaar whole nazam is classic …

I beg to differ .. dada abba bhai jaan.. cuz mujhaY jiss sher nay subb say ziadaah mutaa’sir kiyaa aur maiN muta’assir zadgaan kee fehrist maiN apna naam likhwaa kar phoolaY naa samaaYaa woh sher woh hai kay jiss ko paRh kar aik wajd kaa aalam taari ho jaata hai… look at the deep meaning of the sher… dekho kaisaY sanjeedgi aur ghum kaY shikam say umeed ki kirnoN ko phooTnay par majboor kiyaa jaa saktaa hai;)

JaanaY waalaY ko kabhi aana tau naheeN hai laikin
kuttaa jo uss paar ho koi, tau hai subb ko aataY rehnaa

aap kee muskhil aassaan karnaY kaY liYe arz kar dooN, jaanaY waalaa jis rukh jaa rahaa ho, uss kay waapis aanaY kaY liYe laazim hai kay aik addad kuttaa;) uss simt maiN mojood ho

[diyah]

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@Dada Abbaa

Kuttay na maro
Bhow Bhow kartay howay kutton ka bhi dil hota hay…

Wo bhi dunnia main bhonkna chahtay hain…

Wo chahtay hain k koi ho jo un ki bhonkain sunain aur daad day un ko
aur kahay wah kia bhonktay hain aap aur phir uss kuttay ka chehra sharma kar mazeed khoobsoorat hojai…

Yeh kuttay to insanoon say bhi achay hain, dil kay kaalay nai hotay…

Doston kay dost hotay hain, kisi ko dhoka nai daitay…

Kisi ko faraib nai daitay kisi say jhoot nai boltay…

kisi ka dil nai torhtay…

Khud pathar kha laitay hain lekin zabaan say uff tak nai kartay sirf karRah kar Bhonk daitay hain…
lekin kabhi palatt kar yeh nai poochtay kisi hazrat e insaan Say k bhai sahib aap nay hamain q maar kar zakhami kardia

Jo bhi mil jai kha laitay hain jahan sar chupanay ko jagah mil jai to sojaatay hain…
Na zameen par jhagra
Na Zarr par jhagraa
Aur na hi Zann par jhagra kartay…
Gosht na ho to haddi bhi chaba laitay hain lekin shikwa nai kartay…

Insaan to kisi shadi main jakar gosht say bhari haddi bhi jhatak kar phaink daita hay

Lekin yeh kuttay uss haddi ko bhi izzat day kar kha laitay hain aur apnay pait ki aag ko bhuja laitay hain…

Yeh kuttay bol nai saktay lekin dard-e-dil rakhtay hain…
koi insaan udaas ho to yeh kuttay pareshan hojaatay hain… lekin koi kutta beemar bhi ho to insaan ussay dhakkay hi maarta hay…

Kia kabhi kisi insaan nay kisi kuttay ki aankhoon kay raastay uss kay dil main jhaanka hay kabhi ? … agar moqa lagay to zaroor daikhna uss kay jazbaat ki kitni gehraai hay…

Kabhi unn behtay howay ansoon ko apnay roomal say pochnay ki koshish karna…

Kabhi kisi kuttay ko apni goad main lay kar uss kay sar par apna haath phairna…

Kabhi apnay moonh main jati howi boti kisi kuttay ko day kar daikhna…

Phir daikhna yeh haqeer janwar kaisay ap ko apnay sar aankhoon par bithata hay

Faqat aik Insaaan
Ata…

wa kya dukh bari daastan thee

[Dada_Abbaa]

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Bao,
konsay Doctor ko izzat doonga...yeh hay sahi jumla...
arrey yar doctors bohat hain... har koi yeh chahta hay k main un say ilaaj karwaoon... lekin ...
main soch raha hoon iss dafa kisi Mechanic k paas chala jaoon...

Vived,
thank you chanda... haan hotay hain lekin kuch... bohat kamm hain wo :-)

**
Anwaar,**
I will answer that Falsafa some other time, cuz seriously abhi samjh daani main ghuss raha lol
**
Diya baji,**
haan na kitti dukh bhari daastan-e-Kutta hay :-(

[AQ]

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khodaa thread
niklaa kuttaa:-|

yeh kuttaa panaa phir aa gayaa :D

[diyah]

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^^ phir thota pootah mahwara

[AQ]

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^kuttoN par fil haal yehi fit ho rahaa thaa:snooty:

[Dada_Abbaa]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

khodaa thread
niklaa kuttaa:-|

yeh kuttaa panaa phir aa gayaa

kiss nay kaha tha kay Pahar khodo :-p
koi Kutta hi khod daitay to shaya dwo pahaar nikaal kar day daita

yaar… jahan aap jaisay hastiaan aur aap kay bar-jistaa and fil badi mukaalmay and nazmain… to wo thread kabhi bhi marr nai sakta…; -)

lol…when I am bored I read it hellow
Kutta kabhi borha nai hosakta…:-p

[diyah]

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kya baat ajj kal laghtah bohat bizzy ho, koi flooding shudin neheen, koi neya dhagha bhi neheen… kya baat hai

[AQ]

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aur female kuttaa booRhaa hotaa hai kaY naheeN :-| ?

[Dada_Abbaa]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

aur female kuttaa booRhaa hotaa hai kaY naheeN ?

Kuttia kehtya sharam arai hay kia? :-p … haan Mr. Kutta always has a longer life na bummer

Diya baji,
aap nay quota poora kar to dia hay aaj :-p

[AQ]

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yaar some people may feel ofended if I use the word kuttiyaa.. jazbaat ko TtheNs pohnch sakti hai :(

[Dada_Abbaa]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

yaar some people may feel ofended if I use the word kuttiyaa.. jazbaat ko TtheNs pohnch sakti hai

aww tears… I know how it feels na… cuz har insaan kay ander bhi aik adad kutta chupa baitha hay…

haan aisa karo k izzat say naam lay lo…> Mrs. Kutta … kaisa rahayga ?

[AQ]

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that’s better

[Dada_Abbaa]

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Kiasa lagayga na jab wo aagay aagay jaingi Matakti howi aur log kahain kay wo daikho... wo jarahi hain Mrs. Kutta ... Mrs. Kutta ...smack head

waisay serious;y... aisa kia kardia tha k naam laitay howay unn ko sharam aati hay ? :s...
kay chupna parhta hay saharay k peechay... aisay -> Mrs. Kutta...

abb beecharay Kuttay kahan jain ? kahan say maangain apna haq aur insaaf ?
kia kisi kuttay ko yeh kehlaanay ka koi haq nai hay k koi ussay bhi kahay Mr. Kuttia ... :s

[AQ]

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few days ago, some one did say that somewhere and I was totally shocked only to realize nexe second that the name person was calling was Mrs. Gupta

[Dada_Abbaa]

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Tumhaaray to dimagh main hi kuttay bharay howay hain... bhala bataoo Guptay ko kutta bana dia lahola wala...

agar kisi kuttay nay sun lia hota to ? poori haddian chaba kar kha jaatay wo ap ki... had hay yani...
waisay Gupta to bara khush howa hoga na ;-)