Kids Funnies Thread

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Not funny but my 4.5 years old doll brought tears in my eyes yesterday as she said

"Baba why do people cry when someone die? I will be so happy to die because I will meet Allah"

Sometimes they say so difficult things so easily

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^My son and daughter few days ago were arguing on something (dont remember what), my son said, if you do that you'll die. And my daughter goes, "so what, i will be in Jannah". Then to tease him more she goes, "Aaaahhhhh, i can smell the beautiful roses of Jannaaah, wow, the cold sweet water of the fountains, aaahhh........"

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**I had tested a new eyeshadow and my couz’s daughter asked me :

-Khaala, aap ki aankhon pe kiya hai?
-Kuch nhi jaani makeup hai
-Itna makeup kar ke bhi jhinn hi lag rahi ho.

:rotfl:

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Ever since we told our 4.5 years old daughter we're having a baby, she has been saying totally funny and sometimes horrific things....
She asks how the baby gets big, I told her as mama eats, baby eats too and gets bigger. After giggling about that, she goes to me "Mama, does the baby also do potty in your tummy?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry while my husband could not hold back his laughter, he found it highly amusing.

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LOL! :omg:

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My 3 year old neice in Pak is fascinated by farm animals. She will go up to cows, donkeys and goats and demand they talk to her. Anyways...she wouldn't talk to us on the phone, so my father-in-law said we have a goat.. so she said she wants to talk to the goat. for half hour i just had tosay bbbbaaaaaaahhh and she had proper conversations with the "goat" .. i was like baaahhh kya haal hai baaah.. aap teekh ho baaaah... kya kar rahi ho baaaahhhh

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:omg:

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she is honest , like me …lakin mai nay to aaj tak jis b larki ko yeah kha hai .. marr hi khayiee hai :teary1:

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so i've been babysitting my friend's kids while she goes to taraweeh prayers, the 3 girls are asleep before i even get there and i just tend to them if they wake up...

so the oldest one (who happens to be 5 years old), has seen me two times already and knows that I'll read her a book if she does wake up, so she asked her mom last night "is someone coming tonight after sunset?" LOL sunset?!?!

same girls, the oldest one and her 3 year old sister love playing with shoes and were basically fighting each other to wear my shoes... i have gel inserts in my shoes that are easily removed. one of the gel inserts came out and the girls started hysterically crying because they thought they broke my shoe :)

i was also a homeschooling teacher for a masjid and we took the kids on a field trip to an amusement park. the girls had to use the bathroom so i waited outside. the girls' brother who was 6 at the time glanced into the bathroom and remarked... "hey thats not fair, why to do have a candy machine in there." It was actually for sanitary napkins!

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:omg: :rotfl:

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:omg:these kids stories were all so funny…and so cute…keep them coming:)

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:omg: Uff … Thats toooo cute.

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Same thing happen with my 5 year old son, he was like I'll be really happy to meet ALLAH ,ALLAH love children and give them lot of toys in Jannah.

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:omg:

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My mum was talking to her 4 year old nephew in Belgium ( who has been exposed to people that have kids without getting married), and he was asking my mum what her kids do. So mum was telling him, that her kids are at school or at work, but during their conversation she didn't once mention anything about Dad. So after all questions about her kids, he asked " toh Khala aap ne shaadi kiun nahi ki??"

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:omg:

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**I was asking to my cousins and nephews what they wanna become…

One kid said doctor, another said dentist…
And when I asked this question to my cousin’s daughter, she said with a masoom face ‘I wanna be a Momma and have lots of Babies…’

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And When my cousin bought a new schoolbag :rotfl:
I told her “Jaani, apna bag dekho kitna ganda hai, iska color dekho, kitna bura lag raha hai(vomit green color), and look at this stupid fairy :smack:”
She said"Jhinn ko kiya pata fairy ka:emmy: Apni Shakal na compare karo mere bag ke saath :emmy: Mera bag bht *Good Looking *hai aap ki tarha ugly nahin hai"

Couldn’t laugh that time :omg:
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***sid:omg:

kal mai apni niece sy bat ker rae the tu wo ab school jate hai tu mai ny us sy pocha k ap ka school kysa hai or teacher kyse hai ap wahan kai krte hoo tu khte hai mughy school nahe jana mama pass rehna hai mai ny kaha k achy bachy schhol jaty hain or gundy bachy nahe jaty tu wo uth k chale gae mai ny usy bulaya tu bhabe ny kaha k pupho bula rae hai ja bat karo tu khte hai k pupho schhol ki bat krte hai mughy nahe jana mai ny bola ab nahe karoon ge a jao tu wo a gae thn mai ny usy abhe kaha he tha k ache bache ho na school jao ge na tu wo foran bole PUPHO SCHOOL KI BAT NAHE KRNE WERNA MAI PHIR CHALE JAON GE OK. or myra hanse k mary bura hall ho gya or us ny next month 3 year ki hona hai:omg:

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**^Awwwwwwww that’s Cute :wub:
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I was driving with my 3 years old son to the mall today when he asked if he can get some burger king. I said yes then he mentioned getting it for his sister as well. I asked how about the baby, should we get some for the baby too and he goes with this really concerned look on his face "but the baby is stuck in your tummy".