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I was driving with my 3 years old son to the mall today when he asked if he can get some burger king. I said yes then he mentioned getting it for his sister as well. I asked how about the baby, should we get some for the baby too and he goes with this really concerned look on his face "but the baby is stuck in your tummy".
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The same kid from above post wasn’t in the mood to eat and called it yucky.
Me: it’s not nice to call your food yucky. You know there are so many children in the world who have no food, nothing to eat.
Him: do they go to a restaurant? 
Me: no they don’t go to a restaurant, they have no food no restaurants.
Him: are they coming to our house to eat?
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Whoa girls, I am getting a book published this year, inshallah, which is simply a collection of funny things kids say and do.
If anybody would like to contribute you can email me on [email protected]. You can send in a picture of your kid too, if you want.
Here's my contribution to the thread:
My 4 years old niece Lyla, was teaching her younger brother Adam, the Kalma, "Adamha illallaho, Mohammad ur rasullah". Her mother over heard her and asked her what exactly was Adamha illallaho". She goes "if I say Lylaha (La Ilaha), Adam should say Adamha
illallaho"
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By the way the book is still without a title.... can't think of anything cute enough :)
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off topic but what does lyla mean? i've always loved the name...
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My son :Mom milk comes from cows
Me: Yes
Him: So mom does white milk comes from white cows
Mom: hmm yes
Him: Can I ask you one more question?
Mom: yes
Him: So if white milk comes from white cows, and chocolate milk comes from brown cows but there are no pink cows (concerned) So where does pink milk come from? OR are cows pink too?
Later I explained him where milk comes from.
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One day my uncle was sitting on the sofa and my cousin (3 at the time) was standing behind him..so my uncle pushes back at my cousin to bug him…my cousin slaps his hand on his forhead and goes “oo MERA khudaya”
he used to call my uncle “mera baap” cuz I think he heard my grandma say one time “anay do tumaray baap ko pir bataon gi”…everytime we would point to my uncle and ask who is he and he would say “mera baap”…lol
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one of my mom's aunty has diebetes
ek dafa unka tummy phool gaya tha....
us tummy ko dekh kar unke grandchild ne kaha.....
"Lagta hai koi naya mehmaan aane wala hai"
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one of my mom's aunty has diebetes
ek dafa unka tummy phool gaya tha....
us tummy ko dekh kar unke grandchild ne kaha.....
"Lagta hai koi naya mehmaan aane wala hai"
awwwwwwwwwwwww jaanu baby! :D
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Awwieeeeeeeee! So cute, MA :).
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off topic but what does lyla mean? i've always loved the name...
Night
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off topic but what does lyla mean? i've always loved the name...
The Arabic version means "night".. the persian version is "Dark Haired" and the Sansikrat version means "Divine"... Got the info from Lyla's mommy :)
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I love this thread!!!!
This is the random stuff my insightful 3 yr olds say
Me: Zoya why do you do bad things?
Zoya: Because Im terrible and happy!!
One of my faves cuz she is soo honest
baba: Zoya are u good or bad?
zoya" I am GooBay (good Bad)
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My boys have this habit of putting “er” at the end of every verb.
I took them to the park today and while I was swinging on a swing my son comes and tells me, “ummi, you’re a great swinger”. I told him off and said don’t say that again…he seemed so confused.
I had a good laugh afterwards. 
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