JANWAR peeti hoie news kay sath

[NiMMi]

omg mai ne app ko kaise kat lia janwar ????? app ko 14 shots lage ??? awww i m sho sowwy HUN...mujhe nahi pata tha mai app ko murghi i was starving na :(..sorry sweeto

[Muslim_Queen]

Re: JANWAR peeti hoie news kay sath

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*Originally posted by Janwar: *
janwar GS ke taza tareen news kay sath hazir hai .....

Muslim Qeen === muslim queen nay ajj appni bhangi paray ke reeyeah kay sath beth kar boohat say waqat goozara un kay bacho ko gud mai lay lay kar ghar ghar gaie ... or un kay sath khana khayeah or pic le gaie ..... BBC Or CNN walo ke covrage boohat ache thi un kay sath.

Muslim Qeen ---- kay king ke talash jaari hai ... jesay he melay king ko pakar lay coz woh Queen kay heero ka har chura kar bhag gaie hai.

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Didnt even know about this..And I dont exactly understand it.Ye sub kia hai?

[Janwar]

Re: Re: JANWAR peeti hoie news kay sath

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*Originally posted by Muslim_Queen: *

Didnt even know about this..And I dont exactly understand it.Ye sub kia hai?
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well if ull exactly findout wut i wanted to tell ya so then surly ull shoot me :p hahahahahhahahahahahaha so its fine for me that u didnt understand wut i wrote all above :p

p.s anywaz thanx for droping ur being on this poor thread..... is thread ko app nay izat bakhshi :) thanx tata

[Janwar]

*Originally posted by NiMMi: *
omg mai ne app ko kaise kat lia janwar ??? app ko 14 shots lage ??? awww i m sho sowwy HUN…mujhe nahi pata tha mai app ko murghi i was starving na :(..sorry sweeto

manay kiya bola hai mujh ko Q bol rahe ho … manay tu woh bola hai jo manay nahi logo nay dekha hai … mujh par appna gussa Q utar rahe ho … agar phir danta nah tu phr or rooo bhi jaoo ga

[BrokenSky]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *
Louie ----- ko achanak heart attack aaagyeeah tu unho nay foran appna doosara dil bistar kay neechay say nekal kar kay fit kar leyeah .

Sandleen ------ shoping center par aik shop par pakri gaie… jab woh sandel choori kar kay bhag rahe the.

masoom_see_larki ------ ka reema say jhagra ho geyeah coz reema nay MSL jesa dress phana howa tha.

phut girl… achanak phat gaie maloom karnay par pata chala kay khana boohat kha leyeah tha .

Arnold Shalwar nicker ------ ke chadi mai bomb phat geyeah agg bhoojanay walay kafi dair mai aie jab tak sab kuch jal chuka tha .

abb thori dair bad app ko hum upgrade kartay rahay gay . sath rahie ga.

[Dania]

Dania_2000—kay ajj kal danth(teeth) mai durd hai , Q kay un mai keeray lag gaie hai jo keera pan kar rahay hai waha par .

tum ko kis nay bataya kah main paan khaa rahee thee? PD nay tou nahi bata diya?

[Janwar]

JANWAR NEWS .

Broken Sky ----- ajj jab woh road par appni bike numaa cycle par jaa rahay thay tu achanak un ko bus nay hit kar deyeah ,jab say waha par he bethay howay hai , poochnay par unho nay batayeah kay BUS kay peechay liekha howa tha… ( acha doost phir melay gay ) so BUS kay intazar mai bethay howay hai kay kab BUS aie or kab woh bus driver ko kick maray

Nimmi ---- nay ajj bhook-hartal kar de or appnay room mai 2 din say band hai bahar nahi nekal rahe, pata laganay par maloom howa kay un ka makeup box kese nay choori kar leyah , jis kay bad woh kese ko muu dekhanay kay kabil nahi rahe coz without makeup hmmm :yukh:

Dania2000 ---- nay ajj appna naam world book of record mai liekhwayah or appna signature detay howay boli kay ajj mera 419 boy friend ho gaie hai jo kay world record hai

cute swee2 ---- nay khana khaza mai ajj jamal ghoota bananay ka tareqa batayeah .

Ajnabi4ever — ko hero ka ail roll mela hai jis mai woh tarzan banay hai or movie ka naam hai ( tarzan bagar chadi ka )

Mahnoor@Lahore ----- nay lahore jaa kar sab say phelay ZOO par hazri de or waha kharay ho kar kuch dair rooie .. or aik khali cage ko dekh dekh kar rooti rahe jo kay aik banderyah ( female monkey ) ka cage tha… pata laganay par maloom howa kay un kay peeday honay kay bad 4 saal is cage mai training le hai tree par charnay ke .

LiL Human ------ ko nawaz shareef kay sath hath melatay howa dekha geyeah pata laganay par maloom howa kay unho nay nawaz chareef ko aik OIL deyeah hai un ke chamakti hoie TIND ( head ) ko dekh kar .

No_Reservation ---- ajj ganjay ho gaie pata laganay par maloom howa kay jab woh cigrate jalanay kay leyeah matchbox say teeli nekal kar agg lagaie tu woh agg un kay sir kay aik baal tak chali gaie jis say un kay saray baal jal gaie .

Shikra----ajj aik tandor par rooti lagatay howay nazar aie .

Faizy-----nay QAIED-E-AZAM kay mazar par 21 topu ke salami de magar aik TUP( tank ) bhi nah chali jis par bari sharmindagi ke halat mai woh waha say chalay gaie .

sath raahie ga ( Janwar ) Peeti hoie News .

[Ajnabi4ever]

Khushi hoi yah sun ker kay main kissi movie main Hero aa raha houn..

Waissay bee mera khamosh movies main kafi tajurba hai aur woh bee baghair chaddi kay.. :biggthumb

[NiMMi]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *

manay kiya bola hai mujh ko Q bol rahe ho … manay tu woh bola hai jo manay nahi logo nay dekha hai … mujh par appna gussa Q utar rahe ho … agar phir danta nah tu phr or rooo bhi jaoo ga

eheheh app kaise dekh sakhte the app tou us waqt behosh the jab mai ne app ko kata tha

[Dania]

Arnold Shalwar nicker ------ ke chadi mai bomb phat geyeah agg bhoojanay walay kafi dair mai aie jab tak sab kuch jal chuka tha .

:k:

Dania2000 ---- nay ajj appna naam world book of record mai liekhwayah or appna signature detay howay boli kay ajj mera 419 boy friend ho gaie hai jo kay world record hai

chal bay

[cute_swee2]

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Originally posted by Janwar: *
JANWAR NEWS .
cute swee2 ---- nay khana khaza mai ajj jamal ghoota bananay ka tareqa batayeah .
sath raahie ga ( Janwar ) Peeti hoie News .
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Hi! * Jnawar G** khana khaza ka bhi nahin humain pata aur Jamal ghoota kiya hai G ab hum a c hez kasay ker sakte hain jis ka humain pata bhi nahin hota :(

[Janwar]

Ajnabi4ever ---- par aik song hai ... ajnabi mujhay tum yaad atay ho .... mai tanha ho .. tumharay bin ... mai tunha ho tumharay bin ... mujhay tum Q saatatay ho ? ? :( and belive me yeah song soun kar humhari kaam wali behosh ho gaie .... ajnabi u need a wife nah , is say zeeyada pyar karnay wali nahi melay ge .... my best kam wali MISS BASHEERA .

NiMmi------ timmy shimmy limmy kimmy pimmy dimmy jimmy limmy aimmy qimmy zimmy ximmy vimmy bimmy mimmy rimmy timmy .kay naam say is larki nay kafi larko ko love letter send kiya hai ... dont open it... its all just viruses :p

Dania_2000------kal raat say jail mai band hai..... pata laganay par aik crime reporter nay batayeah kay unho nay JANWAR reporter ko rishwat denay ke kooshish ke or jab janwar nay inkar kar dyeah kay woh nahi leta tu janwar ko jaan say mar danay ke dhamki de jis par janwar nay police par complane kar de or dania ko police nay moqa-e-wardat par pakar leyeah with AK47 water gun..... Dania say is baat ke jail mai tasdeeq ke gaie tu woh boli ( chal bay )

cute swee2---- is larki ko agar kese nay dekha hai tu foran pakar kar pagalkhanay send kar day coz pagalo kay pass ajj kal khalnay kay leeyah TOY nahi hai .

UR Angel---------- jo koie bhi is ko dekhay foran itla karay is larki nay mera dil choora leyeah hai or dil chooranay kay bad us ko garbge box mai dal kar chali gaie hai.... dhoond kay lanay walay ko aik namak-paray bilkul free.

[Nancy_Drew]

^^

[NO_RESERVATIONS]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *
Golden_Scorpion–kay ghar mai aik donkey nay bacha deyeah jis par unho nay meethi banti kay ajj hum bhi sahab-e-olad ho gaie.

GupShup ke baasiyo’n…3rd March,2004 ko Golden Scorpion ka bhateeja iss duniya mai aaya hai jisski khabar Janwar ko bhi ho gai… aur Janwar ne Golden ke baray bhai ko DONKEY bana diya

PS: Farq sirf yeh hai keh bachay ki paidaaish par koi mithai taqseem naheen ki gai thee

[Janwar]

*Originally posted by NO^RESERVATIONS: *

GupShup ke baasiyo’n…3rd March,2004 ko Golden Scorpion ka bhateeja iss duniya mai aaya hai jisski khabar Janwar ko bhi ho gai… aur Janwar ne Golden ke baray bhai ko DONKEY bana diya

PS: Farq sirf yeh hai keh bachay ki paidaaish par koi mithai taqseem naheen ki gai thee

Oyee mamo Q pitwanay walay kam kar rahay ho … uncle fitnay … wesay by the way kaha ho ajj kal or kiya ho raha hai… tum tu asay bhagay ho GS say kay doodh mai say maakhi . khair miSs ya broz damn much u r magharmuch …

[Nancy_Drew]

*Originally posted by NO^RESERVATIONS: *

GupShup ke baasiyo’n…3rd March,2004 ko Golden Scorpion ka bhateeja iss duniya mai aaya hai jisski khabar Janwar ko bhi ho gai… aur Janwar ne Golden ke baray bhai ko DONKEY bana diya

PS: Farq sirf yeh hai keh bachay ki paidaaish par koi mithai taqseem naheen ki gai thee

[Mahnoor]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *

mahnoor@africa------ nay ajj qawali mai first prize jeeta .

yeah thi kuch aaham khabray , hum app ko waqatan-wah-waqtan khabray poonchatay rahay gay , shikreyah.

pplz mujhe mahnoor@pakistan hi rehney doo

[Janwar]

*Originally posted by Nancy Drew: *

hmmmmmmmmmmmm dil cha raha hai kay punch mar kay sab kay sab teeth tumharay tor do mai aik min mai … or phir tumharay ankho par roomal bandh kar n banded u on ur kness then

[Janwar]

*Originally posted by mahnoor@lahore: *

pplz mujhe mahnoor@pakistan hi rehney doo

ok mahnoor@aunty … next time i wont say that again solllly

[NO_RESERVATIONS]

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*Originally posted by Janwar: *
kaha ho ajj kal or kiya ho raha hai.... tum tu asay bhagay ho GS say kay doodh mai say maakhi . khair miSs ya broz damn much u r magharmuch ........
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Office regularly naheen aa raha na.... issi liye..... kuch busy bhi raha kaafi dino'n tak..... aur waisse bhi "qadar kho deta hai, roz roz ka aana jaana"