JANWAR peeti hoie news kay sath

Ur_Angel · February 25, 2004, 4:15pm

U r pretty cleva arnt u ilzaam mujh per an ur doing it urself!

NiMMi · February 25, 2004, 6:53pm

pata hai pata hai kal raat so nahi sakhi mai.....
jab ankh band karo woh aaye......
jab ankh khlon dar lage uffu janwar abb roz tou khawab mai nahi aaye kare (nightmare)..DARR LAGTA HAI MUJHE:(

Janwar · February 25, 2004, 8:16pm

shoOOOOOooOOOoooOo sweetoOoooooOoo tum par he geyeah hai ... amazing bacha with amazing aunty :p

Dania · February 25, 2004, 8:20pm

kahan hain bacha and aunty? mujhay tou nahi dikh rahay

NiMMi · February 25, 2004, 10:33pm

pata nahi kahan hain pata hai in ki dimagi halat theek nahi hai shayad

NiMMi · February 25, 2004, 10:53pm

beechare ke pass bolne ke liye abb kuch nahi raha janwar abb yeh post band kerwa den

Golden_Scorpion · February 26, 2004, 4:05am

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aray kesa masla.... koie tension ke baat he nahi hai.... humharay ghar par aajaoo... humhari kam wali roz subha ati hai 9 bajay .. woh chapal bahar chor kar humharay ghar mai ati hai so yaar tum assa karna us ke chapal soongh lena... sab tension khatam... bari karamti chapal hai .. us ko sooghnay kay bad ahsas ho ga tum ko kay zindage kitne khoobsorat hai :p
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BUHUT Khobbsorat zindagi guzar rahay ho JANWAR biradar.... ;)
Offer ka shukria...
MaiN bhala.. tumhari Khoobsoorat ZIndagi maiN kesay Dakhal dar Makoolat kar sakta hooN....... :D

shoaib_akhter · February 26, 2004, 4:13am

yaar mere news .. bhi koi sunay day ;)

Janwar · February 26, 2004, 5:46am

~~~~--~--~~---888 AIK ILAAN 88*8---~~~`~-~-

har khas or aamm ko itala kiya jata hai kay kuch wajoohat ke bina par yeah peeti hoie news 10 of moharam tak broad cast nahi ho ge , 11th of moharam say INSHALLAH phir say start ho jaie ge .... jab tak kay leyeah is janwar ko ijazat . DUA mai yaad rakhay . or or and again or is thread ko abbad rakhay ... roz aik dafa chakar mar kar chalay jaie please takay yaha is thread par keeray nah paray , or larkiyo appni chapal thread kay bahar utar kar ana plz.... or larko tum logo par koie pabandi nahi . enjoy .

                      -------- ILAAN KHATAM HOWA---------

Ajnabi4ever · February 26, 2004, 5:02pm

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*Originally posted by Ur Angel: *
U r pretty cleva arnt u ilzaam mujh per an ur doing it urself!
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come on..I dont talk with bacha log..I am not giving you blame and I am very seriuos about it.. Okay tell why you asked me that what I am doing on this weekend.. Come on bachaay give me break..Okay

Janwar · February 27, 2004, 9:54pm

Hi

bye

NiMMi · February 27, 2004, 10:08pm

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Hi

bye
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janwar app ka chapter khatam hogaya na??? abb new book perhen ge pori i mean khoob sochen ge abb phir app aayen ge sochne ke baad :p acha hai thora dimagh ko bhi chalana chahiyeh jis ko app ne abhi tak nahi chalaya :D

Janwar · February 27, 2004, 10:11pm

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janwar app ka chapter khatam hogaya na??? abb new book perhen ge pori i mean khoob sochen ge abb phir app aayen ge sochne ke baad :p acha hai thora dimagh ko bhi chalana chahiyeh jis ko app ne abhi tak nahi chalaya :D
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wesay tu app ke aik baat par daad dani paray ge kay MASHALLAH app ka deemagh bhi sach mai aik donkey jesa hai... coz shayd app ko pata nahi kay janwaroo kay pass demagh naam ke cheez nahi hoti... woh tu bus itnay masoom hotay hai jo duniya mai dekhtay hai woh boltay or kartay hai .... wesay aunty ... yeah GS ko ho kiya geyeah...zaror app ke boori nazar lagi hai jis ke wajha say GS par problem aagaie hai...ALLAH bachie boori nazar walo say :p

Janwar · March 3, 2004, 9:02am

AJJ phir Say JANWAR app ke khidmat mai peesh hai peeti hoie news kay sath .

Ajnabi4ever ------ ka ajj accident ho geyeah pata laganay par maloom howa kay aik donkey road cross kar raha tha samnay say ajnabi4ever bhagtay howay aarahay tha dono ko nazar nahi ayeah or takra gaie zor say , donkey ko us he waqat hospital lay kar jana para or ajnabi4ever appnay kapray saaf kar kay chaltay banay .

Shoaib akhtar ----- ajj bowling kartay howay nazar aie aik ground mai , magar maloom karnay mai pata chala kay woh graveyard tha .

Golden_Scorpion--kay ghar mai aik donkey nay bacha deyeah jis par unho nay meethi banti kay ajj hum bhi sahab-e-olad ho gaie.

Nimmi ----- ko nay 2 din say kuch nahi khaya tha , un ke halat boohat kharab lag rahe the...... achanak un ko murgi ke tang nazar aie FRY hoie tu unho nay appnay khoofnak teeth us par gaar deyeah , magar jab chilanay ke awaz aie tu pata laga kay woh murgi ke nahi aik DOG kay leg tha jis kay bad DOG ko hospital lay jaie geyeah or 14 injection lagwanay paray .

DESI_CHurail ----- aj des mai nikla ho ga chand mai jalwa gar ho gaie .

Dania_2000---kay ajj kal danth(teeth) mai durd hai , Q kay un mai keeray lag gaie hai jo keera pan kar rahay hai waha par .

Louie/Darcko ------ ajj kal appna roop badal badal kar market mai ghoom rahay hai coz woh kafi logo kay peesay mar kay bhagay howay hai.

Shikra------ ajj shikariyo kay hatho shikar ho geyeah , magar shikraiyo nay shikar kar kay chor deyeah coz woh haram ghoost nahi pasand kartay.

Daagh---the fire ... ajj kal modeling kar rahay hai , un ko aik advertise mai kam mela hai jis mai un ko papu ke underwear pahan kar modeling karne hai ... magar soochay phir papu kiya phanay ga :(

cute swee2-----nay namazay start kar de hai Q kay unho nay kahi phar leyeah hai kay NAMAZ PHARHO QABAL APP KE NAMAZ PHARHI JAIE.

mahnoor@africa------ nay ajj qawali mai first prize jeeta .

yeah thi kuch aaham khabray , hum app ko waqatan-wah-waqtan khabray poonchatay rahay gay , shikreyah.

Janwar · March 3, 2004, 10:48am

Louie ----- ko achanak heart attack aaagyeeah tu unho nay foran appna doosara dil bistar kay neechay say nekal kar kay fit kar leyeah .

Sandleen ------ shoping center par aik shop par pakri gaie... jab woh sandel choori kar kay bhag rahe the.

masoom_see_larki ------ ka reema say jhagra ho geyeah coz reema nay MSL jesa dress phana howa tha.

phut girl...... achanak phat gaie maloom karnay par pata chala kay khana boohat kha leyeah tha .

Arnold Shalwar nicker ------ ke chadi mai bomb phat geyeah agg bhoojanay walay kafi dair mai aie jab tak sab kuch jal chuka tha .

abb thori dair bad app ko hum upgrade kartay rahay gay . sath rahie ga.

Ajnabi4ever · March 3, 2004, 2:27pm

Apnay donkey bahi ko toonay chora tha meray samnay:smash: ..

yara Jogging bee nahi kernay daitay GS per flirting nahi kernay daitay.. ooh mamoo mujhay maf ker day.. .

cute_swee2 · March 3, 2004, 8:13pm

huh! Janwar G humain samajh nahin aa e

Janwar · March 3, 2004, 8:19pm

acha howa nahi ayeah warna aajata tu app hum ko boohat marti

Janwar · March 3, 2004, 8:21pm

hmmmmmmmm yeah manay kab bola … manay tu NEWS sooni the is wajha say bol deyeah

NiMMi · March 4, 2004, 1:37am

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shoOOOOOooOOOoooOo sweetoOoooooOoo tum par he geyeah hai ... amazing bacha with amazing aunty :p
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hain app mujh pe kaise ja sakhte hain mai tou insaan hon:p