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i’m scared 
:halo:
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I bought her on FB :D
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Aliyish is sadi ka bohat bara business man hai, he is about to launch the mega grand portal which will be called TARLA dot com.
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To Whom It May Conern:
I am in a great need of loan in the amount of $100,000. I would use that loan to purchase Khumar. Her price is about $104,000 and it's increasing daily, which is out of my reach. When I complained that she is too expensive, her answer was "muahahaha". In other words, she challenged me saying too bad sucker, you can't buy me. I believe she will be a good purchase if we can buy her. If you would like to loan me the money, we can purchase Khumar and it will be beneficial to us. One of the big benefit would be that we will rule Cafe and Jokes forum because she will do whatever we tell her to do. She will also make us yummy food.
Anyway, if anyone can loan me that amount, that would be great. If you are interested in lending money, you may contact me via a private message.
Thank you.
Shikra
It pays to have a good relationship with your Bank Manager :)
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Are you sure that is the purchase price and not the money needed just for her maintenance?
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I just bought you shikra. And i bought back my owner! HAH!
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hahahahahahahahhahaah
Didn’t think about that.
Stop buying me around people 
I am a HUMAN, not an OBJECT for crying out loud 
Khumar stop buying everyone like Wal-Mart 
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they keep stealing me pets 
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Just because you are rich, that doesn’t mean we are your pets Stop this cruelty!!! :no:
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yeah whatever. you're my property. not pets.
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She is high maintenance buddy, I wouldn't risk 100k for her. :D
Invest is something more durable and marketable. :D
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he was my nickooo .... while ago ....
who bought him now ? :ASA:
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I hope you would treat me good, ab meri izzat tumharey haath mein hai
JL I was thinking I would buy her and then I can do whatever I want, but she turned the game around and forcefully bought me, kind of like MS is trying to buy Yahoo. 
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he was my nickooo .... while ago ....
who bought him now ? :ASA:
I bought my freedom back and I bought you. BOO YA!
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damn ya suzuki ALTO drivers never know how to handle a porsche 
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my choice. you can’t force me 
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I’ll just go and fix my car’s windshield 
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Why is Khumar so expensive???:ASA:
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Can we not pool and buy her 