...I Need A Loan...

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To Whom It May Conern:

I am in a great need of loan in the amount of $100,000. I would use that loan to purchase Khumar. Her price is about $104,000 and it’s increasing daily, which is out of my reach. When I complained that she is too expensive, her answer was “muahahaha”. In other words, she challenged me saying too bad sucker, you can’t buy me. I believe she will be a good purchase if we can buy her. If you would like to loan me the money, we can purchase Khumar and it will be beneficial to us. One of the big benefit would be that we will rule Cafe and Jokes forum because she will do whatever we tell her to do. She will also make us yummy food.

Anyway, if anyone can loan me that amount, that would be great. If you are interested in lending money, you may contact me via a private message.

Thank you.

Shikra

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sucka :mocking:

get on the wish list :snooty:

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But why are you so expensive? :smilestar: Is that because you have more “contacts”? :hmmm:

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umm i just checked my financial situation, and i'm short just about $4000 to buy cheegum. i request a transfer of your funds into my account. please. :)

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aint a bad deal in just $104,000 hmm

104,000.00 USD **= ***52,882.96 GBP*

So how long ya will take to repay it back ?

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it’s cuz i’ve been playing the field longer than you have :wink:

and no, just 3 doing the bidding :cheegum:

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Gawd.. dont make me activate my FB account again :pcg:

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WHAT THE HECK!!! YOU BOUGHT ME INSTEAD??? :frusty2:

And who the heck is this Dumbo Mumbo guy? The minute I walked into the market yesterday, he bought me :mad3:

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Once I buy Khumar, I will stay home and she will go out and work. It depends on what kind of job she gets :halo:

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Jeez matey … you still in demand :slight_smile: working hard on yr bums thesedays .. R ya :wink:

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ali you should :devil:

i had money. i had to spend it somewhere. :devil:

hahaha he’s a buyer too. poor lad is worth only $640 right now :cb:

ps i thought he bought you first and then you got into the market.

i work the stock market. i buy. and they buy. no selling.

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I don’t know about her .. But I am literally willing to sell myself for 100,000 £ on a ten years lease ..

Mind it am already capable of earning half of it in ten years ..

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I dont know :bummer: Talking with sheyn about the babies we made .. this morning …

now i have an urge :teary2:

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They are playing with my izzat and treating me like an object :crying:

I just realized, Dum Mumbo dude (whoever he is :mad: ) bought me as his pet and then you bought me from him :crying:

***Kar na sakey hum Khumar payi ka sauda, qeemat hi kuch aisi thee
Jeeti baazi haar gaye hum, qismat hi kuch aisi thee

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Okay Am back in Business :dixsi:

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What :eek: you want to buy one of my mod team member. She is priceless, for the rest there is mastercard. :smiley:

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Great!!! Everyone buy me and treat me like an object and play with my izzat :hinna:

Am out to the Bank :teary2:

Ehsan ji lagta hai aap ney Khumar ki qeemat high kee hai :naraz:

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to make more babies? :aq:

chal bey. you’re not that worth that much anyways :chai:

:cb: :phati:

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:blush:

you heard him people. i’m priceless :phati:

so it also means i need a mastercard to purchase cheegum. but i have a visa :frowning:

good luck with that :shikra:

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traitor :mad:

leave my girl alone :snooty: