Santa - “Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai.”
Banta - “Telephone”
Santa - “Galat”
Banta - “to phir”
Santa - “Tamatar… trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha.”
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Why do we sometimes write "etc" at the end in examz.
Coz it means :
e-end of..
t-thinking..
c-capacity..
Nobody understands student's feelings!
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MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt:
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"Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,
par mein toh Marta Choti pe."
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MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt: . . . "Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,
par mein toh Marta Choti pe."
master ji bole honge: ab toh beta tu gaya... kaan pakad ke das uthak-bethak lolz
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nahiiN jii…master jii ne kahaa hogaa:
maiN lagaataa masaala terii boTii pe! 
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bht bara kam kia ap ne..mujhe hansa k…
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Why do we sometimes write "etc" at the end in examz.
Coz it means :
e-end of.. t-thinking.. c-capacity.. Nobody understands student's feelings!
ye to bari bat kr di ape
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hahaha mat yad dilaiye school tym ki..subah subah thand me hatheli laal ho jaya karti thi
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kiuN bhaiye? kia homewaork nahiiN poora karte the yaa phir sabaq yaad nahiiN huaa kartaa thaa?
vaise, jisko sabaq yaad huaa use chhuTTii nahiiN miltii...bhalaa vo kaise? :D
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kiuN bhaiye? kia homewaork nahiiN poora karte the yaa phir sabaq yaad nahiiN huaa kartaa thaa?
vaise, jisko sabaq yaad huaa use chhuTTii nahiiN miltii...bhalaa vo kaise? :D
ye andar ki baat hai ;)
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@KKF Han ye chhutti wala tradition toh khatam hi ho gaya..pahle jab tak kaam pura ni ho tab tak school me parhna hota tha..phr chhutti milti thi. Mar toh law banne k bad bhi halki fulki kabi kabi kahi kahi parhti h
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Mere ek senior SP hain, bta rahe the k ek bar ek family shikayat le kar ayi k teacher ne unke balak ko chanta mar diya..ab batao..hamari toh kabi kabi aas pados ke uncle aunty pitai laga diya karte the
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yeh kia ho raha hai :halo:
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I am unable to sleep
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
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“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
