Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

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  1. MULTI-TASKING ****

Women - Multiple process

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**Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.

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**Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.

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**Men - Single Process

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**Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can **

**not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV **

**while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

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**2. LANGUAGE

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**Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to **

**problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve **

**problems. That’s why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher **

**vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

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**3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS

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**Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They **

**can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a **

**building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not **

**understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For **

**them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

  1. CAR DRIVING.

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**While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can **

**drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his **

**brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the **

**object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to **

**recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the **

**audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

  1. LYING

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**When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans **

**super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% **

**and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. **

**Women easily lie to men face to face.

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So guys, do not lie face to face.
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**6. PROBLEMS SOLVING

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**If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems **

**and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the **

**solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a **

**long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify **

**the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything **

**to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the **

problems being solved or not.
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**7. WHAT THEY WANT

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**Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc… But Women want **

**relationship, friends, family, etc…

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**8. UNHAPPINESS

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**If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on **

**their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate **

**on the relations.

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**9. SPEECH

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**Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

  1. HANDLING EMOTION

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Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.


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Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

:bummer: men can talk on phone while driving and eating burger.

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Pehli dafa nalaik doctor ne knowledge ki baatein ki hain

Abhi bhi doubt hai!!!:5:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

dil ke bahlaane ko, “Ghalib!”, yeh Khayaal achchhaa hai! :cb:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Wah

Kiya keh diya aap ne!!!

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

:eek: aapse yeh ummid na thi…:smiley:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Matlab

Muqawwee ji karatshi wali sarkar

ne chabal maar di

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

why isn't this in the jokes forum?

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Ask the author:@:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

No lagta hai aap ke paas b mind nai hai :crying:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

The author can't even write "women's brains" and "men's brains" correctly, so why should I take this thread seriously? I bet you found it somewhere on facebook.

Someone move this thread to the jokes forum please...

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

women have brains too ??? damn!!! :eek:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

I haven’t written this.

Writer is MM.She is going to be doctor.

I am also wondering When these type of things are being written in Medical books.:smokin:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Aap ki marriage ho chuki hai???

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

I’m sorry, I meant to say they and not you. They, whoever wrote that nonsense. Am pretty sure it wasn’t the OP of this thread.

So she is going to be a MD? Daaktar sahiba please don’t post such nonsense in the science forum in future, thanks.

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

No problem

Are women brains not related to science???:cb:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

i do multi-tasking, the author is wrong!

i eat, drink and watch TV...ALL at the SAME time! :) there you go!!! :D

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Hum bhi peete hain

Tv dekhte hain

Gsing karte hain

Online game khelte hain

Personal email check karte hain

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Author ko GS ke namoonoo ka nai pata tha warna aap logon ko b shaamil kar leta :crying:

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

:omg:

Good Joke

Naam to hota

chahe jaisa bhi hota:smokin: