Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

[KKF]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@_Masoom_Muskaan

Author ko GS ke namoonoo ka nai pata tha warna aap logon ko b shaamil kar leta

namoonoN ko chhoReN, agar namooniyoN ko dekh letaa to yeh article hii na likhtaa!

[Asif971]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

namoonoN ko chhoReN, agar namooniyoN ko dekh letaa to yeh article hii na likhtaa!

Shayed woh nashe mein tha:hmmm:

[_Masoom_Muskaan]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

namoonoN ko chhoReN, agar namooniyoN ko dekh letaa to yeh article hii na likhtaa!

abhi tak namooney hi tashreef la kar Author ko ghalat qarar de rahe hain

[STA]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

MM :@:

[KKF]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@_Masoom_Muskaan

abhi tak namooney hi tashreef la kar Author ko ghalat qarar de rahe hain

namooniyoN ko agar itnii samajh boojh hotii to vo bhii hamaarii taraH is Hqeeqat ko maan letiiN:

sinf aur nasl, zaat aur mazhab
jo bhii ho aadmi se kamtar hai!
is Haqeeqat ko tum bhii merii taraH
maan jaao, to koi baat bane!!!

[Asif971]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Kiya Sachin Tendulkar k assistant ne Wohi likha

jo Hum ne parha

ya phir Yeh Hamari nazar ka dhoka hai!!!

[Asif971]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

namooniyoN ko agar itnii samajh boojh hotii to vo bhii hamaarii taraH is Hqeeqat ko maan letiiN:

sinf aur nasl, zaat aur mazhab
jo bhii ho aadmi se kamtar hai!
is Haqeeqat ko tum bhii merii taraH
maan jaao, to koi baat bane!!!

Chacha aap ki baat ne Is cheez ko dorahe per la khara kiya hai

Sar tasleem e kham

ya

Jang:smokin:

[_Masoom_Muskaan]

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@STA

MM

Jee

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

namooniyoN ko agar itnii samajh boojh hotii to vo bhii hamaarii taraH is Hqeeqat ko maan letiiN:

sinf aur nasl, zaat aur mazhab
jo bhii ho aadmi se kamtar hai!
is Haqeeqat ko tum bhii merii taraH
maan jaao, to koi baat bane!!!

nai maan sakti aap ko yahoo ka to pata nai tha

[Asif971]

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Jang ka aaghaz

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[_Masoom_Muskaan]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Asif971

Jang ka aaghaz

aap ja kar dua karain :crying:

[Asif971]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@_Masoom_Muskaan

aap ja kar dua karain

Kis cheez k liye???

[KKF]

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@Asif971

Chacha aap ki baat ne Is cheez ko dorahe per la khara kiya hai

Sar tasleem e kham

ya

Jang:smokin:

pyaar se to jang bhii jeetii jaa saktii hai…maiN ne apnii Lahoran Ex se kahaa bhii thaa k mujh se shaadii kar lo to Kashmir jahez meN de duuNgaa!

[Asif971]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

pyaar se to jang bhii jeetii jaa saktii hai…maiN ne apnii Lahoran Ex se kahaa bhii thaa k mujh se shaadii kar lo to Kashmir jahez meN de duuNgaa!

Chacha jang mein dil ko bhar mein phenk dena chahiye

Sirf Dimagh ko ba roye kaar la kar larna chahiye:smokin:

Us ne jahaz manga hoga!!!

[KKF]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Asif971

Chacha jang mein dil ko bhar mein phenk dena chahiye

Sirf Dimagh ko ba roye kaar la kar larna chahiye:smokin:

Us ne jahaz manga hoga!!!

abhii is chakkar meN paRe nahiiN ho varna merii tarah ab tak ‘ghan chakkar’ ban chuke hote! zehn se to sirf looTaa jaa saktaa hai…zardarii ko dekh lo to baat samajh meN aa jaayegii!

jahaaz to nahiiN, haN uRan tashtarii zaroor maagii thii!

[Asif971]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

abhii is chakkar meN paRe nahiiN ho varna merii tarah ab tak ‘ghan chakkar’ ban chuke hote! zehn se to sirf looTaa jaa saktaa hai…zardarii ko dekh lo to baat samajh meN aa jaayegii!

jahaaz to nahiiN, haN uRan tashtarii zaroor maagii thii!

ghan chakkar = chakraya hua:confused:

Aha Zardari the legend:smokin:

[KKF]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Asif971

ghan chakkar = chakraya hua:confused:

Aha Zardari the legend:smokin:

YUP! zardari like zarda magar be-maza!

[queen_24]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@_Masoom_Muskaan

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1. MULTI-TASKING ****

Women - Multiple process

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**Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.

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**Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.

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**Men - Single Process

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**Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can **

**not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV **

**while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

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**2. LANGUAGE

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**Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to **

**problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve **

**problems. That’s why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher **

**vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.

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**3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS

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**Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They **

**can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a **

**building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not **

**understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For **

**them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.

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**While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can **

**drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his **

**brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the **

**object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to **

**recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the **

**audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING

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**When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans **

**super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% **

**and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. **

**Women easily lie to men face to face.

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So guys, do not lie face to face.
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**6. PROBLEMS SOLVING

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**If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems **

**and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the **

**solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a **

**long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify **

**the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything **

**to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the **

problems being solved or not.
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**7. WHAT THEY WANT

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**Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc… But Women want **

**relationship, friends, family, etc…

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**8. UNHAPPINESS

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**If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on **

**their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate **

**on the relations.

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**9. SPEECH

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**Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION

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Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

very very strong observation..

[Krypton]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

dil ke bahlaane ko, “Ghalib!”, yeh Khayaal achchhaa hai!

hahahahahahha

[diwana]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

Crying center in women brain is larger than men.

Men use cerebrum (analytical place), women use brain-stem (reflexes).

Women have big memory center, men tend to forget mistakes of women.

Men have conscious, women have subconscious.

Men think before they buy something, women think after they buy random things.

:D

[Asif971]

Re: Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman.

@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

YUP! zardari like zarda magar be-maza!

Maza to aa ta hai logon ko