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tried and tested? 
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^ How cruel a method is thatā¦ Itās like killing wolves with Strcynine. :nono:
Much easier to squash them or blast them or chop themā¦ itās a quick death.
Not a slow agonising writhing one.
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i call it the gora wayā¦
how they kill muslims in their cells by injecting them slowly slowly
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blast them?! wow! with what? you got the weapon? if so, send it over! imma waiting!!
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Yes but use that method on Gorras not lizards 
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Aaah i see you are not fammiliar with me at allā¦ Well sister, lets just say i am not just a self labbelled āWarriorā. :aliyish:
I am the genuine article and can fight with or without weapons, in formation, out of formationā¦ against light or shock troops.
All roles and weapons cattered for. Prefer high level martial arts and i seriously hate mdern cadenced warfareā¦ except Sniper and special forces duties 
Anyway before i send over anything have you got license?
After all i am perfectly legal and dont want to jeapoardize my own position, i have a formiddable and noble reputaion. :cobra:
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**erā¦yeah yeah of course i have a license! 
send the stuff over! **
so exicted! 
what is it you do btw?
or is it best not to ask?
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did anyone knew kay chipkali ko maarnay ka bhi sawaab hota hai?
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first time i am hearing that!
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well my grand mother told me that
donāt know if its true or not
yeah my grandma was also telling me thisā¦dunno if itz true or not:@:
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^ there are some truths in thisā¦ actually.
But nobody is against killing them just kill them without too much painā¦ save that sort of treatment for humans who deserve it 
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Its not what i doā¦ itās what i dont do ā¦ but rest assured nothing i do is of dishonour otherwise i would be earning a fortune as a mercenary.
Just suffice to say my Nickname Ghengis was not earned by being normall 
Chipkali killing should be done with zest but i have found the perfect weapon for it is a heavy club or short handled flared metal fanā¦ like the one i gave my Younger Sister.
Itās a steel war fan than looks charming and decorated but can be used like a weapon with brutal efficiency perfect ladies side arm.
Steel war fans are also usefull at social functions and for dealing destruction to any potential muggersā¦ rapists or other soacial parasites.
You can pick up this fascinating and brutally effective weapon for a real cheap price too and nobody need know what it wasā¦ the more expensive ones will also conceal throwing darts and knives or even the handle could be converted into a single shot assasins gunā¦
Aaah the joys of the steel war fan. 
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bandook bray wali bandook se marooooooooo
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Esix Where Are You I Am Ready To Clean The Messā¦
Desperately Waiting For The Great Fight Of The Decade BatMan V/s Lizards !!!
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^ Yep me too 
Wheres the fight?
My moneys on My home Bro Essix I mean Batman. :k:
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Fight Is In Neha`s House !!! I Hope We Shall Enjoy !!! Batman Come On You Can Do It 
!!!
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who is fighting who?!
oh noooooooo i dun wana have the lizardās funeral at my place :nono:
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Lizards have funerals? 
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^ after murder laash ko thikaanay tou lagana pere ga na 
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Aaaw i never bother with thatā¦ if the lizards a big scary one i might take the head and skinā¦ as trophies thats if batman donāt want them.
Lizards are also pretty cool creatures iāve considered keeping one but alas itās not practical, having a man eating lizard on a leash is okay with me but every time i am not there he will eat someone.
Mind you dināt BM bhai say he will clean up the messā¦ so theres nothing to worry about