That Includes You Also !!!!!!!!!
i am the one actual investor to get the murder done..
seems to be:hmmm:
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just tell em to come down and have a word with you
then when the lizard brings its ear next to you, strangle it 
Oh Now You Have To Worry Alot Man !!!
i am the one actual investor to get the murder done..
True !!!! But If We Dont Execute You We Might Be Behind Bars !!!!!!!!
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Well come on everyone knows me…
Leave the worrying to the Indian Army yaar, besides the war is over for now… maybe your guys could call me to help you against China 
Well Sir that was what someone else said a long time ago… but they still called me when there was no one else who could help.
My rates are cheap actually i charge no fee, unless the target is worth more than one Laahk rupees then i demand payment in advance becuase the target is garunteed to be finished.
In Japan they call me Ogami Icho = Lone Wolf
In Russia they call me = Vlakoslak “The death that comes without warning”
Round here they call me a common headache… 
Once They Get Down Just Scream BaTmaN i Am Sure Esix will Appear And Rescue You !!!
Common Headache Sounds Good !!! But Bhai I Never Got Headache Will Talking Too You !!!
btw what is going to be ur contribution ?
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Thats cos were bhai 
Anyway i don’t think my skills are suitable for this perhaps i give a whole new meaning to “OVERKILL”
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boredman will help you clean up the mess after i kill the lizard 
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^ batman v lizard is a way better fight program than Me v Lizard…
My battle would be a waste of Lizards… Batman would do the job and stop for a PR photoshoot… i’d however start killin the photographers. 
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Bring a Chinese or an Oriental person in your house
They'd probably eat it for you
hahahahahahah
great task assigned!!!..he must be very happy with that:omg:
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Yaar technically all Asians are oriental… 
But i get what you mean…
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I used to love finding lizards and hit them so they would leave their tails behind dancing. I used to love watching that…
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hate lizards so much too! they are so fast as well!
throw a shoe at them! throw 10 shoes!!
**omg when i little and was on hols’ in PK, i would love doing that with my cousins! **
ewww, their tails moving alone was so nasty though!!
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the best way to kill a lizard is spray rat poison spray on it, phir dekho tigni ka naach