Re: How to get a Pakistani girlfriend?
Pakistani girls are complicated and like you said, conservative. They aren't usually looking for a fling, they are looking for the real deal, long term commitment, marriage. So, how do you get a Pakistani girlfriend?
Finding the Mark
Imagine sitting with a bunch of your equally savvy, motivated friends and making eye contact with that pretty Pakistani hoor pari. If you keep making eye contact, she WILL notice you, feel encouraged to stare open mouthed. The fact that she's avoiding your eyes just means she's being coy and playing hard to get. Use lines like "Hassi to phassi" with your friends as you high five them.
The Approach
Once you have found the mark, casually approach (Samosa in hand) and use lines like "Mein ne aap ko kahin dekha hai" or "Aap bahaut familiar lag rahi haiN, aap kahan rehti hain". These lines will definitely not make her cringe and she will immediately be attracted to you.
The Courtship
Tell her you love her within the first two weeks of the initial aforementioned "Approach". Pakistani girls love to be loved and they definitely like knowing that they can make someone fall in love with them so quickly, they call this the Pakistani Male Dil Phenk Phenomenon. Serenade her with the latest Bollywood numbers, heck, learn some moves from said Bollywood "Item" songs. Pakistani girls LOVE Bollywood style romances.
Telling the Parents
Let's face it, when you are courting a Pakistani girl, you're also courting her mom and dad. Feel free to chum up to Uncle and Aunty, shamelessly bring gifts to their house. If you need to, lie through your teeth about how you're very successful. Rent a BMW for a few weeks and take them for rides just to make sure. In the car, make sure you listen to Naats and Qirat instead of Bollywood ditties. This will solidify the whole deal.
The Happily Ever After
Congratulations, you are now a Pakistani husband, enjoy a lifetime of samosas and chai whilst talking ceremoniously and without any idea about Pakistani politics with your father in law.
All done, mabrook.
Lmao, I think you're trolling.
I don't want to get married in the near future And I think staring at a girl would be creepy