How to become a Pakistani?

Chammiya · September 19, 2007, 9:55pm

Hi hello
Can someone tell me how to become a Pakistani?..
I like to become pakistani and renounce my current Indian citizenship

zobia · September 19, 2007, 9:57pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

simple> love being wat u r

Monk · September 19, 2007, 9:58pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

^ if you are a girl you could marry a pakistani citizen to become pakistani.
(I am a pakistani citizen)

huntedhuntsman · September 19, 2007, 10:02pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

hmmm....Slurp !!!!

I have an idea ...Chammiya..... wont you get hold of me..I am young too !!! close to your age. ;-)

PS: Zobia...dont give any ideas pls.

sweet_taboo · September 19, 2007, 10:04pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Marry me.

Samad · September 19, 2007, 10:05pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Chammiya, to become a Pakistani tumhe mere saath Minar-E-Pakistan jana hoga, aur udhar ham 7 phere lagaingaY , and phir ham dono sachay pakistani bi ho jaingay aur saath mai wo bi.

Chammiya · September 19, 2007, 10:06pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Good Replies chokra log !!!!

Come on I am serious now.

PS: Zobia, you are soooo un-fun-loving-chick !!! ( must be a muslim and a pakistani)

sweet_taboo · September 19, 2007, 10:06pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Hahahaha..

Samad · September 19, 2007, 10:06pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Chammia read reply #6 and ignore all the other replies.

Chammiya · September 19, 2007, 10:07pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

abey O Arnold ki chaddi....
yeh kiya faltoo baat karta hai re?

TLK · September 19, 2007, 10:07pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Wo kiya?? Minaar-e-Pakistan ka chowkidar..

Oye khwaar aadmee, pehlay us ko Minar-e-Pakistan ka matlab to bata do. Kuch ghalt samajh liya to tumharay reputation points kum ho jaa'ain gay

5Abi · September 19, 2007, 10:08pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

You need to change ur Injun for starters

Aliyish · September 19, 2007, 10:08pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

LOL @ galat matlab !

TLK · September 19, 2007, 10:09pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

ya allah, yeh chammiya hai ya cham khan

zobia · September 19, 2007, 10:09pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

g

may ghedar nahi hoon

Samad · September 19, 2007, 10:10pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

tariqkhan mai to chawkidaar hooN , par suna hai A.Q udhar paani ka pipe+baalti peechay laga kar logo ko 2 rupay ka thanda paani deta hai.

Anyhow "wo" means UNHO, and UNHO means UNKA, and UNKA UNHO ka UNKA and UNKA ka UNHO siraf wo jo UNHO ka UNKA.

Samad · September 19, 2007, 10:12pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

**Pakistani bannay ka formula.

1) larki ko mainar-e-pakistan lay kar jaiN ya bhag-e-jinah

2) uska haath pakkar kar meenar-e-pakistan ka chakkar lagaiN aur ye paraiN "Al Pakistani Qom Al yateem Ul Fitran, Al Zakaatun Fitran , Al Khanza Tun Khaalia". Read this wird 7 times.

3) Take her anywhere but not minar-e-pakistan ka peechay wala mohalla, and raat ko sone say pehlay manji par machro ka spray maar laiN.

aglay din jab aap uthaingay ya uthaingi to aap PAKISTANI hongi.
**

Chammiya · September 19, 2007, 10:13pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Tum log sub log khali me bhankas mar re hai,....ek be merey ko serious nahin lagta hai...pata nhin kiya faltoo faltoo suggestion sde rehai.....are O chokray log...koi zara soch ke bolo re..... lagta hai sub paki edhar jama ho gaya hai........ADMIN>>LOCK KARDO IS THREAD KO.....SUB Potti ke pechey par gaya hai.

Monk · September 19, 2007, 10:13pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

hahahahahahahahah
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thanks for giving him a new name hahahahahahah
chaddi hehehe
please don't leave this forum --we wanted some one to fix "arnold ki chaddi"

hhehehe

TLK · September 19, 2007, 10:13pm

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Aur jab paani thanda nahin rehta to lotay maiN bhar kar, public toilet kay bahar, 50 paisay maiN lota baichtaa hai