How to become a Pakistani?

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

aho tay agla banda bhaar a kay kehnda hai, lota day naal ki fruit chaat wi ditta si jera enna mehnga hai

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Agar pakistani bannay ka itna shoq hai to sabb say pehlay shower lo garam paani say , kuch deodrant istemaal karo, itar lagao, fer AQ ki shagirdi matlab apprenticeship karo aur urdu seekho, shair o shairi seekho aur deen ki taleem hasal karo fer fraudia say kuch taweez lo aur phir Azkar ki tarah moonchain rakh lo aur Arnold ki shalwaar pehn lo

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Chammiya meri shalwaar beshaq lay lo magar shalwaar say waar na karna bas.

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

just curious> how many actually gonna marry Chammiya?

p.s. b serious. its general not cafe. :o

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what for?? I love the way she speaks

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Originally it was my idea

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Pehla over and innings mai kheloonga, baaqi middle order and tail ender jo bi ho, I dont really care.

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aur agar pehli hi ball pay yorker para?

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To phir FREE HIT mile gi muje

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

well Chammiya seemz like u not only have many options but also they are eager to get in bond with u.

ps. to all desperadoz! ramzan hai kuch to khial ker leya kero. :aj:
ps2. also if she really is a gal + indian> then show good of u. :smack:

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

having a nick like chammiya doesne mean its a girl, it could be a chamma instead mawsi zobia :P

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tru, but i m not into guessing games.

she have female icon.
another aspect is every guy is proposing her.

p.s. k might be all guy proposing her not straight but then wat about the icon.

pr yeh mawsi kia hota hai. :bummer:?

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propose kon kar raha tha? i thought keh woh ussay minar-e-pakistan dekha rahay thay :hmmm:

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zobia female icon to mera bi hai magar i am a guaranteed he

ghalib nay apni keetab touch me not mai farmaya tha

kabhi kissi larki par line na maro
marna hai to teetar ya batair maro

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To 5ABi....... you sound soooo pisssed at it...sorry to rock your boat the wrong way. Old man !!
What is wong with my urdu....theek to bolti hoon......shair aur shairi bhi aati hai. sunnay ka hai kiya kuch? bol to abhi sunao.

aur nahane ki baat..me to roj ana asnaan karti hoon....mangtaa hai to sungh le meray ko ...nahin to merey bagal ko sungh le.....me ghandi baat nahin karti hoon..lekin tum jese OLD FARTS really kill the fun out of life!

Jaa terey ko maaf kiya !!! sada khush reh tu !!

(Sala aya bara merey ko bhashan deney wala, aik tappo khaney ka hai kiya)

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

Yah allah, yeah larkee hai ya laraakee hai

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^ uou gal. have some etiquettes!

if u r indian we welcome u. but dont think u can easily insult any pakistani.

Re: How to become a Pakistani?

ye agni missile mai say jo shurlee nikalti neechay say, jab wo upar jata hai, wo hai ye

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Zobia appa.....yeh lo meri mafi, bus ab mere se gussa nahi karna.
thankyou for the welcome. it was not a attack ona pakistani, it was a personal attack..try to understand!

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:cb: now u proved me that u a guy.
kher njoy. but its not good to start bashing since u only got 7 posts + no support.