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I am hoping he is a bloke as well. I am iffy on this guy as well. That or my gaydar is on the fritz.

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checks package

Affirmative Sir!

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LOL! Good privates!

I mean Private!

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..says the dude who wears a bracelet

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As if there is something wrong with wearing a bracelet.

hides arm

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:hehe:

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It is provided to me by a woman for my safety. That mere fact that I have a woman half away cross the world who I ain't "sleezing" on is enough to attest to my manhood. Plus its a killer pick up subject! :D That is in fact the best part!

Yes sleezing is a new word. Yes you all understand what I mean. No I don't care if you don't.

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Oh come on, my bracelet is snap snap fabulous!

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LMAO!!

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LMAO @ Jaanwar bwahaha

CM I was j/k bro. I think it's sweet your sis made you the thing.

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Sorry man my sarcastic humor does not come off well on the internet. It has to be heard in person. Some times typing does suck.

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Hassan and Jucee,
My Fiance sent me an email on Sunday breaking up with me for that very same reason (parents wouldn't let him marry me and he couldn't go against them. He obviously really lacks a spine since he couldn't even break up with me to my face and sent me an email!?!? WTF?! We should form a club... :(

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put some rod in his spine

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I'd prefer that the rod get shoved up his butt.

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lol gori but dont hurt him too much

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El Topo if a man gives u diamond ring then u not going to be happy?
how is blowing in the wind going?

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A man randomly giving a woman a diamond ring is not guaranteed to make her happy. What if the ring was not her style? She'd feel beholden to wear it it all the time and she'd feel guilty that she didn't like it. She'd feel bad that he spent that much money on something she didn't even like. She may even start to hate the ring because it causes her to feel so much guilt.

She might even begin to feel embarrassed about the ring!

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Jaanwar, partyslims, CM; I'm laughing at your bromance; its very sweet.

Gorilady, Jucee, Hassan; Yes, you guys should get together and think about dishing out some Payback. Or, you could just get together.
Gorilady, go all ghetto fabulous sistah (see Jaanwar above for tips) and make sure the rod is all blinged out before you use it.

Raheem, nope, a diamond ring will not make me happy. Because it either means he doesn't understand me, or he is a stranger. Trust me, getting indecently propositioned by strangers is rarely as flattering or as fun as it sounds.
I haven't even found the sheet music to Blowing In The Wind yet, will get on it once work quietens down a bit.

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I was thinking every women want diamonds but ok wat will make u happy then?

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Not every woman. My happiness isn't your concern, so you don't need to know.
If I am remembering correctly, you are supposed to be making reparations for stealing my jokes to woo some poor, unsuspecting girl.
I trust the wooing is going well?