Heartbreak

Zamana · August 25, 2010, 2:21am

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if you find a remedy for a broken heart, please let me know!

CM · August 25, 2010, 2:29am

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Latex, chocolate sauce and a rubber ducky! There you go your remedy. That would be 499.99 plus tax.

Jaanwar · August 25, 2010, 5:55am

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^ complimentary fluffy handcuffs included.

redvelvet · August 25, 2010, 5:58am

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Just great! Thanks for evoking the image of plush pink handcuffs.

Jaanwar · August 25, 2010, 6:06am

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^ Red velvet is also available for a nominal 5.99 a piece plus tax, should you fancy.

Zamana · August 25, 2010, 3:11pm

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so in order to get over someone you need to get under someone?

ok let me clarify, give me a remedy that doesn't require a trip to a specialty shop cough

raheem79 · August 25, 2010, 4:34pm

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Wat u like?

raheem79 · August 25, 2010, 4:35pm

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music.

el_topo · August 26, 2010, 2:05am

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Raheem, you're supposed to be coming up with suggestions, if I simply told you then that would leave you with nothing to do.

raheem79 · August 29, 2010, 5:12am

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i give u chocolate instead, ok now?

Zamana · August 29, 2010, 5:31am

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then you get fat and no one will marry you lol

el_topo · August 30, 2010, 4:06am

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Dude, if we wanted chocolate we could very easily go and get some, you have to come up with something original. Something that would denote your usefulness. :P

Jaanwar · August 30, 2010, 5:46am

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^ I thought you was a bloke!

raheem79 · August 31, 2010, 11:55am

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Ok no chocolate then only thing left for u is jewelry.

CM · August 31, 2010, 12:17pm

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She is a bloke. Every guy thinks she is a bloke, and are shocked when she acts like a chick.

el_topo · August 31, 2010, 4:29pm

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Raheem, jewelry? Seriously? Have all men lost their originality or is it just you?

Jaanwar, I am female, damn it!

CM, 'tis not my fault the men on this forum (i.e. you) have preconceived ideas about the kind of interests and humour a desi girl can have.

Jaanwar · August 31, 2010, 6:38pm

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^ Don't blame the man, you definitely are not the norm matey.

CM · August 31, 2010, 6:45pm

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I am merely a product of today's society. And in today's society a chick can't tell the difference between a dalek and a borg.

Why are Vulcan ear tips sensitive? If you know the answer to this question you are a bloke :D

partyslims · August 31, 2010, 6:50pm

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Yup, the dalek definitely threw me off as well.

Jaanwar · August 31, 2010, 6:50pm

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^ You ARE a bloke right?