Gupshup Khabarnama

[Peshow]

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@adrasteia

In main sab say taiz taiz Pehsow aur DimaghHotaToNa hain

Aik interview main Peshow nay yeh ailaan kiya kay wo is chakkar main hain kay koi GS unkil unhain adopt kar lain.

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Wrong news

I want some uncle n aunty to adopt me …

[Khumar]

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@aliyish

alright so hows life treatin you today ?

life’s been boring today

[AQ]

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@Peshow

Wrong news

I want some uncle n aunty to adopt me …

do u want uncle and aunty to be related to each other or unknown to each other… more importantly, do you want them to be related after they adopt you - for the least, in which case I can volunteer even though I am only couple of years older than you

[Peshow]

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@Anwaar Qureshi

do u want uncle and aunty to be related to each other or unknown to each other… more importantly, do you want them to be related after they adopt you - for the least, in which case I can volunteer even though I am only couple of years older than you

Yup I want a GS Couple to adopt me ..U can be the uncle so who is aunty Aq ?

[Samad]

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Mauja hi Mauja....shaam suwaray hun Mauja hi maujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaN

[Samad]

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AQ yaar koi sher to sunayo koi romanchik kisam ka, muje aaj kissi ki bari yaad a rahi hai

[AQ]

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@Peshow

Yup I want a GS Couple to adopt me ..U can be the uncle so who is aunty Aq ?

See, I am voluntering… so now, it’s your job to find your aunty AQ

[AQ]

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AQ yaar koi sher to sunayo koi romanchik kisam ka, muje aaj kissi ki bari yaad a rahi hai

Eid kaY iss naazuk moqaY par aap kee nazar:

Dhoti kee yaad maiN Eid kaa aik Manzar Namaa

aap kiyaa karnaY gaye thaY ghusal khaanaY maiN
zeb-e-malboos-e-badan dhoti ghusal khaanaY maiN

qulzum-e-hasti kaa naa aaya khiyal aap ko
Bin jaaNgiye der lagaa dee ghusal khaanaY maiN

Jo saath saabun kaY chaRhaa aap ko shoq thaa
bulbulaY banaataY rahai phir ghusal khaanaY maiN

AmmaaN cheekhti raheeN, beta! yom-e-Eid aaj hai
Eid manaataY rahai aap ghusal khaanaY maiN

bay sabaati-e-aalam dekhiye, aik hee dhoti thee
ussaY hee dhotaY rahai ghusal khaanaY maiN

tifl-e-naadaaN bhee thaY, woh bhee pahunch gaye
ghanTi aap kee woh bajaataY rahai ghusal khaanay maiN

• Shaair-e-Gupshup Shumal maghrib AQ afi anhu ba-nazar janaab dhoti nicker saahab urf Chaddi Aadmi (Please, pronounce chaddi as chaddi ... dun put a "pesh" anywhere:))

[Samad]

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Eid kaY iss naazuk moqaY par aap kee nazar:

Dhoti kee yaad maiN Eid kaa aik Manzar Namaa

aap kiyaa karnaY gaye thaY ghusal khaanaY maiN zeb-e-malboos-e-badan dhoti ghusal khaanaY maiN

qulzum-e-hasti kaa naa aaya khiyal aap ko Bin jaaNgiye der lagaa dee ghusal khaanaY maiN

Jo saath saabun kaY chaRhaa aap ko shoq thaa bulbulaY banaataY rahai phir ghusal khaanaY maiN

AmmaaN cheekhti raheeN, beta! yom-e-Eid aaj hai Eid manaataY rahai aap ghusal khaanaY maiN

bay sabaati-e-aalam dekhiye, aik hee dhoti thee ussaY hee dhotaY rahai ghusal khaanaY maiN

tifl-e-naadaaN bhee thaY, woh bhee pahunch gaye ghanTi aap kee woh bajaataY rahai ghusal khaanay maiN

• Shaair-e-Gupshup Shumal maghrib AQ afi anhu ba-nazar janaab dhoti nicker saahab urf Chaddi Aadmi (Please, pronound chaddi as chaddi ... dun put a "pesh" anywhere:))

meri jaan kay tottay mainne romanchik kissam ka sher kaha tha, magar aap nay to muje BISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT kar kay rakh dia, and iska juwaab mai already day chukka hooN, but here it comes again:

*mai gya nahi tha mujje kisis nay di thi ye khabbar
ye aaap ka weham hai, kartaiN haap aap bas tasawar

chahooN to poora afsana likh sakta hoon mai magaR
Itna time nahi kay karooN mai aap say chabar gabbaR*

[AQ]

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Thanks… as long as qafiyaa bandi is wrong, I am ok

[Samad]

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A.Q wo hakeem wali thread yaad hai?

[Krypton]

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haha!

[K337]

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@adrasteia

Cafe kay bachoon nay pichlay dinoon Unkiloon kay khilaaf General main aik jaloos nikala. K337 aur chochichibachi Ki bharpoor koshish kay bawajood un ka thread GS kay Unkiloon nay Kidnap kar liya.

Kheloon ki Jhalkian

K337 : throws a fish

**canpaki **: catches a fish

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waisay it really funny:omg:

and i really liked the khailoon ki khabrein:rotfl:

aur main bhool hi gai ke uncles ko cafe say bhejna hai:naak:

goes to open another anti thread

aur mera luch box:S

[Prince_Ali]

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[Dubaiwali]

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Aisha_in_dubai nay apnay ghussay say Cafe ka mahool kaafi garam rakha

really ad baji lol

[Aish]

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mujhe bi ghussa ara hai

[Dubaiwali]

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acha.

aaj kal mujhe hi ata rehta hai

[Prince_Ali]

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yeh sab zaida chocolates ka kamal hai

[Dubaiwali]

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acha chocolates ka kis tarah

[Prince_Ali]

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chocolate is like a nasha, jab chocolate nahi milti to aapko gussa aata hai, u get cravings, u feel like beating someone up, kisi ko maarne ka dil karta hai, hai na?