greatest Misqoutes

[Robert]

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Saeed Ajmal was offered $300 to drop a catch in the match where he dropped three. After the match, he calls the bookie and asks for his $900. The bookie tells him that the deal was only for one catch so he will be receiving a $300 amount for his services. When Saeed insisted that he deserves $900, bookie told him this
'I am under lot of pressure from my boss, for paying someone to drop a catch, who would have dropped it anyways".

[waleedhbk]

@Robert

Saeed Ajmal was offered $300 to drop a catch in the match where he dropped three. After the match, he calls the bookie and asks for his $900. The bookie tells him that the deal was only for one catch so he will be receiving a $300 amount for his services. When Saeed insisted that he deserves $900, bookie told him this
'I am under lot of pressure from my boss, for paying someone to drop a catch, who would have dropped it anyways".

this is hilarious man

[hanibal]

Saeed Ajmal was offered $300 to drop a catch in the match where he dropped three. After the match, he calls the bookie and asks for his $900. The bookie tells him that the deal was only for one catch so he will be receiving a $300 amount for his services. When Saeed insisted that he deserves $900, bookie told him this 'I am under lot of pressure from my boss, for paying someone to drop a catch, who would have dropped it anyways".

now this is classic

[GoldenAsif]

@Robert

Saeed Ajmal was offered $300 to drop a catch in the match where he dropped three. After the match, he calls the bookie and asks for his $900. The bookie tells him that the deal was only for one catch so he will be receiving a $300 amount for his services. When Saeed insisted that he deserves $900, bookie told him this
'I am under lot of pressure from my boss, for paying someone to drop a catch, who would have dropped it anyways".

good one

[Robert]

In his recent email to PCB, Shoaib Akhter has listed down the following reasons why he should be the part of this team

1. According to him he never caused grouping in the team. His presence united the team (against him).
2. He never faked injury. All his last 800+ injuries were real.

[Decent_6Chora]

Saeed Ajmal was offered $300 to drop a catch in the match where he dropped three. After the match, he calls the bookie and asks for his $900. The bookie tells him that the deal was only for one catch so he will be receiving a $300 amount for his services. When Saeed insisted that he deserves $900, bookie told him this 'I am under lot of pressure from my boss, for paying someone to drop a catch, who would have dropped it anyways".

:D

[waleedhbk]

@Robert

In his recent email to PCB, Shoaib Akhter has listed down the following reasons why he should be the part of this team

1. According to him he never caused grouping in the team. His presence united the team (against him).
2. He never faked injury. All his last 800+ injuries were real.

800 injuries

[brahmachari99]

In his recent email to PCB, Shoaib Akhter has listed down the following reasons why he should be the part of this team

1. According to him he never caused grouping in the team. His presence united the team (against him).
2. He never faked injury. All his last 800+ injuries were real.

That's absolutely true!

[Oleander]

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Mohammad Hafeez forgets his cell phone to switch it off in dressing room.and went for bating at no3.
Suddanly his phone rang
Helloo Hafeez Beta…..
Gee Ma gee Woo tu Abe Abe bating karni chala gya… said Afridi
Acha mai bad me call karti hoo....replied Ma Gee
*Nahee App Hold rake bus wo ani wali hongee *…Said Afridi

[Robert]

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Since we are not having home series at "home", it costs fortune to take care of fare/lodging for our players abroad. I have some ideas which will reduce the cost of running cricket in Pak. I know no one complained about the cost yet, but I feel it's a high time to do that. Main reason is that I feel results cannot be get worse than what we have today. Why not save some money. Here are some ideas.

1. Except for the top 5 performers, rest of the team will pay for their own air fare, hotel stay and meal etc. Top 5 will get the refund once the tour is over. ;)
2. No more coaches, because they cost a lot. Currently there has been talk about bringing in a batting coach. I say no to that. Let's make Umar Gul as a playing batting coach.
3. Our batting line does not stay on the wicket very long, so our fast bowlers do not get any rest. Aside from the score, if a batsman does not stay on the wicket long enough, he will pay for one bowlers fare/lodging.

[waleedhbk]

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Hume to Paisay Eidi Smjh ke le liye

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Zalimo ne Match Fixing Ka ilzam lga dya

[GoldenAsif]

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@Robert

inzi to ramiz: aap meri english ka mazaq ura rahey thay on air
ramiz: it was unintenional
inzi immediately calls Rana Naveed, razzaq, yousuf, younis, gul and akmal but none of them knew the meaning of “unintenional”. Finally he had to call shoaib akhter: ek sawal ka jawab de do, to phir tum team mein wapis aa jao gey. unintenional ka matlab batao jaldi
shoaib akhter: iska matlab hota hey un-intented. meri urdu itni achi nahi hey werna bata deta urdu mein. to aa geya mein team mein ab?
Inzi: teri aisi kee tesi, bekar admi. nahi tum beta ab saal tak county khelo, bara aya angrez kee aulad.
Inzi then calls mushtaq ahmed and he tells him the meaning of unintenional. He makes the next call to PCB telling him that for unavoidable curcumstances, he has to have mushtaq as his new bowling coach. Later on in an interview Ramiz asked Inzi: why did u replace waqar with mushtaq ahmed as your bowling coach.
“it was unintenional” - Inzi says.

[Robert]

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Here is an extract from a recent conversation between Butts
Ijaz: I do not like when you hit critical information from me
Salman: When did I do that? Give me an example
Ijaz: You did not tell me much about Wahab Riaz and I can't imagine that he could be involved in fixing.
Salman: Thats incorrect. Remember the day before the 4th test, when you asked me if Wahab is ready for his debut.
Ijaz: Yeah, and you said you can bet on him.
Salman: Yeah and I meant that literally. Sorry for confusion.

[Robert]

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It seems Ijaz Butt is very sure that England players accepted money, specially Stuart Broad when he hurled a ball to Wicket keeper Zulqarnain Haider in the 2nd test. So who paid Stuart Broad to do this? You are right, it was Kamran Akmal.

[Melancholia]

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After ijaz butt's recent allegations and counter claims: 'More wind from Butt'

[waleedhbk]

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**Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.

If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have cost him his life by now.

It’s Ross Taylor’s birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.

Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be required to use his hands to catch the ball.

Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know he will always drop them home.
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[Robert]

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Kamran dropped the second catch which fell directly in his lap.
For the first catch, he did not go as far as even attempting to catch.
In his defence he thought there were travel restrictions on his visa.
Thats why he does not move much when he is out there.

[ravage]

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Robert for president

[blessed2006]

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i read the thread title as "greatest Mosquitoes"

[jaanaan]

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@Antumul_alona

that like the joke when a pathan said about the arabs..
“oh khuda…yeh lartay bhee hain tau quran boltay hain…”

the full joke is that the pathan came back from Saudi Arabia and was asked by the people about that country. he said " i could not understand anything except that azan was in pashto and dogs barked in pashto. "