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I have been thinking about retirement.
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What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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A (Altaf Hussain), S (Sarfraz Nawaz), B (Altaf's secratory)
A: Why is he here?
B: He says he has been a big fan
A: Why?
B: That he did not say. He says he has got proofs against Imran
A: Hmm. Ok, I like to meet him
A: AoA
S: WoA, mujh ko aap se miltay ka bohat ishtiaq tha
A: kion?
S: ap bohat umda leader hein, ap jesay leaders aur honay chaheeyen
A: kia matlab?
S: nahi nahi sirf 1 hona chaheeyay aur wo aap hein
A: betheay, kesay ana hua aap ka
S: ap ko dekhney ka ishtiaq tha
A: mein ne suna hey imran ke khilaf suboot hein ap ke pas
S: ji bilkul
A: kesay suboot aur kia suboot hein
S: suboot iss video mein hein
A: ok,
Altaf puts it in his VCR and plays
A: yeh to world cup 92 kee recording hey
S: ji bilkul
A: to suboot kahan hein
S: abhi dekhna ball tempering karey ga
A: lekin uss se hamen kia fayeda
S: nahi video se yeh bhee pata chaley ga ke kitna dictator tha imran
A: hmm, lekin election mein iss se kuch fayeda nahi hoga
S: konsa election?
A: next election jo hoga, tum kisi party mein ho ke nahi
S: han mein kal ek dance party pe jaoon ga
A: kahan, night club mein?
S: pehley imran bohat jata tha
A: han mein bhee jata hoon, bohat fun hey wahan
S: mein kabhi nahi ja saka
A: mein tum ko le jaoon ga ager case koi banwa do acha se imran pe
S: ussi liyay to laya hoon yeh video
A: iss se acha to songs kee video le aatey.
S: wo bhee laya hoon :d. Tabu ke hits
A: yeh batao tum ko imran se kia panga hey
S: mein zyada acha player tha aur mashhoor wo ho geya
A: aur?
S: uss ne gori se shadi kee, mujh ko desi mili
A: uski shadi se pehley bhee gori gfs theen, club jata tha
S: han ji, mein jis kuri se baat kerta tha, wo darr ke bhag jati thee. sirf ek gori ne mujh ko pyar se bulaya. wo gorillo pe research kerti thee
A: Rani mil to gaee, shuker karo
S: wo sahi nahi thee, mujh ko ghora ghora keh ke chertee thee. Ab aj kal ek gori se bata chal rahi hey
A: kis se?
S: Jamima se
A: oh, kia kehti hey
S: abhi to mein ne hee phone pe message chora hey ke imran ke khilaf kuch ho to bolo, shermao nahi
A: yeh english mein bola kiya?
S: han mein ne bola, "this is sarfraz, the famous fast bowler of pakastan. if u have any proofs against imran, pls disclose"
A: aur to kuch nahi kaha?
S: aur kaha "if u r free then we can meet"
A: ho chuka kaam ab, tum apna naam badal ke sardard nawaz rakh lo. meray sar mein dard ho raha hey, mein sonay ja raha hoon
S: ok ji mein chalta hoon
A: Tabu kee video chor jao
S: ok ji, aur world cup 92 wali video?
A: bhar mein jayay world cup 92, iss se achha to Rani ke ganey le aata
S: wo bhee laya hoon
A: kitni layay ho videos
S: bori bher ke laya hoon
A: ah
S: kia hua?
A: bori pe kuch yaad aya
S: kia yaad aya
A: kuch nahi, kash itni bari bori hoti ke ...
Sarfraz runs like he never did on the field
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S: pehley imran bohat jata tha
A: han mein bhee jata hoon, bohat fun hey wahan
A: iss se acha to songs kee video le aatey.
S: wo bhee laya hoon :d. Tabu ke hits
S: ok ji mein chalta hoon
A: Tabu kee video chor jao
S: ok ji, aur world cup 92 wali video?
A: bhar mein jayay world cup 92, iss se achha to Rani ke ganey le aata
S: wo bhee laya hoon
A: kitni layay ho videos
S: bori bher ke laya hoon
lol priceless!
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Miandad's phone call to PCB chairman
Javed: Mein miandad baat kel la hoon. Le ayay lawson ko, aul apney helos (heros) ke sath yeh sulook, jo patliotik (patriotic) bhee hein aur uldu boltey hein. Lawson ka austlalian accent hamaley playels (players) kesay samjhen gey, yeh socha aap ne?
Naseem Ashraf: Dekheeyay Javed bhai, aap khwamukhwa naraz ho rahey hein. Aaj kal computer age hey aur ham ko aisa coach chaheeyay jo coaching softwares se help le.
Javed: Lekin Lawson computel pe wo jazba to install nahi ker sakta tha, jo mujh mein hey.
Naseem: Iss mein koi shak nahi ke aap mein jazba bohat hey, lekin Lawson mein professionalim to hey na, jo ham ko chaheeyay.
Javed: han uss plofessonalism ko chokay lagayay thay mein ne late 80's mein, agel yaad ho apko
Naseem: Aap bhee to coach rahey itna arsey kia ker liya aap ne?
Javed: Mein ne playels kee skills develop kaleen. Mein hota to world cup jeet ke latey ham. phoolon sa khilta aagen hota, lim jhim balasta sawan hota. Woolmer malhoom (marhoom) aur Lawson bethay selvice pack (service pack) hee download keltey reh jatey.
Naseem: meri call aa rahi hey doosri line pe, aap se phir baat hogi
Javed: Kon hey, Lawson hoga, usko meli talaf se messge dey deejye ga
Naseem: kia message?
Javed: folget abt it ... *****
Naseem: what?
Javed: folget abt it ... *****
Naseem: mein pooch sakta hoon ke yeh aap ne kis se seekha?
Javed: folget abt it ... *****, ha ha
Naseem hangs up
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Robert :biggthumb
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Robert bhaai hasee aaieeeee 
Welcome back. You’re not the same person as GreenAadmi are you?
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Lol very funny
During Inzimam's era, it was Younus Khan's duty to lead a collective 'Dua' after Namaz, because the guy could really talk, and that too in a emotional way. So once in a dua, Younus asked his team mates, to develop among themselves "aajzee" (kill self ego) and be as down to earth as possible. Be simple and non-conflicting in every manner. Inzimam asked Shoaid Akhter if he understood the concept of simplicity, or needs more help in understanding it. Shoaib said, "Yeah I got it, he wants us to become like Kaneria".
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thats funniest
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So how did IPL catch Asif?
Batsman complained that the ball may have been tempered with. Umpire inspected the ball and found some white powder on it. When asked, Asif said "Its nothing, I just forgot to wash my hands after the breakfast"
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A theory about Shoaib and Sania's wedding saga is that they both wanted lime light back on them. Sania's playing career is going downhill, and Shoaib is currently banned from international events. Two losers found a way to get media's attention. If this is true, I would suggest Rana Naveed (another banned player), to offer his hand to Ayesha Siddiqi (Shoaib's ex eWife).
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just read through some of the gems on this thread, Robert you're pretty funny :D
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Raaabert good shot! :)
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funny