afridi: form is temporary, class is permanent
younis: whenever me and afridi talk in our local language, people think we are fighting
pcb: Sami is always fit, does’nt temper with ball, he does’nt chuck, does’nt take dope or wickets.
asif’s mother (On doping case): “Mein ne mana kiya tha ke uss larkay se dosti nahi rakhna. per meri iss ghar mein kon sunta hey”
sami to his mother: “dekha ammi, ap ka beta itni mehnet kerta hey per wicket nahi milti, kionkey mein dope jo nahi leta na .. ab pata chala”
Judge to Moin Khan (on match fixing): “Wasim Akram already admitted to fixing one match against england in sharjah, and against Bangladesh during the world cup. Do you know of anyother fixing”. Moin: “No thats about it”. Later on Akram was found running after Moin, with a bat in his hand shouting “that was a bluff u idiot”
waqar: Sami should totally cut down on his run up. It will not get us wickets or save us runs, but it will save us some money. we will not be fined for not completing our qouta of overs in time.
waqar to pcb chief: iss se pehley ke tum mujhey nokri se nikalo, mein laat marta hoon tumhari nokri pe.
Desi Aunty (while looking at Shoaib Akhtar on GEO): Yay South Africa kiun nahee jaa raaha?
Me: Aunty, yay fit nahee hay
Aunty: Haaw haaye, inna changa tey fit tey lug reya aiy.
Me:
Good one. And I also heard another from a punjabi or urdu speaker to be exact a PML leader who was visiting Sharifs in Jeddah, when he reached Jeddah he called back home (he was carrying a cell phone given to him by his party brass as he was loyal to the leadership, and in Pakistan people know cell phone as mobile) and said:
Antumul> Hello hello Antumul bhool raha hoon
Mother > Salam putar jee, kehthoon bhoon nay
Antumul> Aamaan jee … moob-LEHL tooh bhool naa
Mother> moob-LEHL ? You didnt go to Jeddah (she asked in local language)? and how is Saudi Arabia
Antumul> Nice country, no problem of language, even dogs are barking in Punjabi/Urdu
^ aray bhai mera naam is main kiyoon ghaseet liya…
kiya mere tumhara purana saath heay kiya?
aur
pher agar kuch funny hota tau baat thee..
wesay bhee main punjabi nahee janta..
Inzi: We are very excited about Sami included in the side
South African team: So are we
Ramiz (interviewing Inzi): Knowing that our players are mostly unfit than not, what are our realistic chances in the world cup
Inzi: Inshalla jee, we will win WC. These things do'nt matter.
Ramiz: So you think it does'nt matter if half of your team is unfit.
Inzi (whispering): abhi bhee to jeetay hein, taqreeban sari team unfit thee.
(back to Mic) As long as we are able to put together 11 players, we will win jee.
Ramiz: What about 12th man?
Inzi: He can bring drinks even on wheel chair i think.
Year 1987, a police station in karachi receives a call from a upset mother. "My son is missing. He went to bat, but did'nt come home". "How long ago?" the police officer asked. "15 min ago" the concerned mother said. Police officer said "I would suggest you to wait before an official FIR, for now I will just make a note of it, just in case. whats your son's name?". "Sahibzada Mohammad Shahid Khan Afridi" the mother said.
Tendulker has to be the richest cricketor in the world. For every ODI century, he receives Rs. 30 K from Indian cricket board and almost same from the winning team.
Question: Aap Tendulker aur Lara mein kia farq dekhtey hein?
Miandad: Tendulkal to aap ne dekha hoga ke plessull mein acha nahi khel patey, blian lala to batsman hein hee plessull ke. to yeh farq hey inn dono mein melay nazdeek.
Imran Farhat, formerly known as 'Gap', dropped 6 catches in the 1st test against England. Fans were so ticked off, that they started throwing tomatoes at him, which helped improved his fielding. They still call him 'Gap' sometimes.
good ones esp the Wasim Akram one
so true!