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come one they’re not that bad.
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Anil Kumble apni suhaag raat ko dulhan sey poochnay lagay, "Tum nay zindagi main merey elawa kabhi kisi aur sey pyaar kiya hai?"
Biwee Sahiba jawab deney kay bajaye apna sar dheerey dheerey nichey karney lageen.
Kumble nay thandi saans lay kar kaha, "Main jantaa tha kay tum merey elawa kisi sey pyaar nahi karti ho, isi liye apna sar nichey kar rahee ho."
Awaz aayi, "Nahin, aisi baat nahin hai, aap tho cricket khailte hain tho maalum hi ho gaa, spinner ko new ball nahin dee jati."
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oh i read the title as 'Greatest Mosquitoes" came here thinkin might be talking about some viruses >bummer< lol now I realize its in KK .. sowwy :D
my contribution:
"khailou gay kudo gay bano gay nawaab; parhou gay likhou gay bano gay kharab" - Javed Mian daad ..I think
. Meray Sami ka mazaak ourhaa tey hain?! 
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Javed Miandad send an email to PCB with subject line "Look I can use computer". The email content said "Woolmer just knows computer, I know both cricket & computer. So give me the job else my INBOX is full of offers from other countries & counties".
PCB chairman wanted to verify his claim first before offering him the job. He noticed that Javed's email was [email protected]. He tried to login and put the password "khul ja sum sum". It actually logged in and he saw the following emails
Shahid Afridi: RE: You can hit any ball for six, but not the last ball
Faisal Iqbal : RE: Meri naak katwa dee phir
Imran Khan : RE: You owe me a 300
Dennis Lilly : RE: Does it hurt ... still?
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too good rob! :k: come up with some more, and WE can start working on a book 
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thanks man.
The fitness doctor got a call from Wasim Bari for an urgent meeting. With so many team members constantly going unfit, doctor was scared of losing his job. In the meeting Bari said, "I am going to ask you just one question. ". Doctor was thinking hard how to explain this never ending pattern of players going unfit. Bari leans forward and whispers "Howcome Sami is always fit? and why".
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PCB chairman wanted to verify his claim first before offering him the job. He noticed that Javed's email was [EMAIL="[email protected]"][email protected]. He tried to login and put the password "khul ja sum sum". It actually logged in and he saw the following emails
Shahid Afridi: RE: You can hit any ball for six, but not the last ball Faisal Iqbal : RE: Meri naak katwa dee phir Imran Khan : RE: You owe me a 300 Dennis Lilly : RE: Does it hurt ... still?
excellent... i luv your sense of humor
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PCB Job Ad: Walk-in interviews
We have an immediate Opening in Pak cricket team. As you might have seen on TV or other sources, most of our players are returning home because of injuries. It is becoming increasingly hard to put together 11 players, almost as hard as to keep Shoaib Akhter or Shahid Afridi out of trouble. This is why qualification for this position is set to minimum so you won't hesitate to apply. Only qualification is an existing Visa to South Africa or ability to get an urgent one. PCB will refund your Visa fee and will cover all traveling and lodging expenses for you and your family. If you can bowl, bat or heck just willing to stand in the field while game is being played, we need you. This vacancy is outside our ongoing talent-hunt program but offers the same level of compensation and benefits. With so many contracted players unfit, currently we are unable to offer medical coverage which may change down the line. Pak cricket team is an equal opportunity employer and tolerates no descrimination based on skin color, race, religion or talent.
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^^
Good One 
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or talent LOL
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Not sure about that 
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^
yeah imagine if Shaiza Khan and Sami are the main bowlers in our team
while Kiran and Imran Farhat are the openers
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Interview with Sarfraz Nawaz
Q: why do they call Azhar 'english style cricketor'?
A: because he can't take wickets, can't score runs.
Q: Sami can't take wickets either, why don't they call him english style cricketor?
A: Sami is better than that. He can actually score some runs as the tail ender.
Q: Why Mushtaq's magic works in county cricket, but not at international level?
A: most county batsmen are not really batsmen. They come just to take autographs from international cricketors.
Q: Why can't South Africa win World Cup 2007?
A: Because they made the same mistake they did in the last world cup i.e. playing their last series against pakistan. This surely relaxed them hence lowered their standard.
Q: What Mushtaq ahmed and Saqlain mushtaq have in common?
A: the name mushtaq, beard and heavy telephone bills, filled with calls to Inzi & PCB.
Q: In your view Wasim Akram was the best ever Pakistani bowler, who u think was the world's best ever?
A: Waqar Younus
Q: You said you do not consider Malak a batsman?
A: Yes
Q: Who is 'Malak'?
A: the batsman Malak.
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Kyle McCallan, a 31-year-old Belfast schoolteacher, took a leave for this match against Pakistan. Now he has told the school, that he will wait for the next match before he decides, whether to continue on with his Cricket career with Ireland, or go back to teaching. Meanwhile the school has recieved many applications for Kyle's position, some rather familiar names like Azhar Mahmood, Mushtaq Ahmad etc.
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Yaar robert… ab hasee nahi aa rahee 
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Yaar robert… ab hasee nahi aa rahee
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Robert mate, your talented. Some of your earlier ones were fantastic!
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I read the first post thought amazing and read each and every post. some of them really cracked me up. incredible funny, keep it up Robert.