...Flooder-e-Azam...

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to na kaho…:rolleyes:

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wahi tou kar raha hoon :smilestar:

Chalo aik funny baat batata hoon. I was visiting Pakistan in 01 and my cousin was about 3 years old. We were at the farm house in our village and this lady was talking to my aunt (cousin’s mom) while sitting under the shade of a tree. The woman complained “uff kitni garmi hai”…and my cousin who was playing there goes "tou apni kameez utaar lo :rotfl: My aunt was embarrassed so was the woman and I was laying there too and I just cracked up :omg:

He said that because every time he complained it’s hot, nana aur someone else would tell him to take his shirt off because he’s a little boy and he thought that was the solution if you are hot :omg:

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Itni bhi achi nahin hai keh gana parhay :snooty:

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same difference
when you are in baadshah salamat’s service, you are wot he says you are… he can convert a chef to a kaneez in an instant

:hehe:

shikra yaar kahin bachay ko tumhary guRhti to nahin?

Munni badnam sheila jawaan
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Qasam sey nahi, mein ussey first time mila tha :cb:

:hoonh:

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tumsay kisi nay poocha?? :hoonh:

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main aisy hi muft main bata raha hoon ta kay la-ilmi main na mari jain aap :stuck_out_tongue:

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baithay raho muft mai…chup chaap… :snooty:

~♥ ♥ ♥ ~ Mout Kitni Haseen Hoti hay ??? ~♥ ♥ ♥ ~
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Agar chacha jaan tumhe koi aqal ki baat bata rahey hain tou sunn kyon nahi leti ho :smilestar:

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Re: ...Flooder-e-Azam...

chacha jee meri aap say koi dushmani nahin hai... maafi chahti hoon agar kuch zyada daant diya ho.... Shikra tum baaz ajao.... maar khao gay mujh say

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Khana tou tumney khilana nahi, maar hi khila do :( Kab aaon?

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Why this expression? :emmy:

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jab ana hai ajao… do chapayrain tayyar hain :hehe:

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lo ji marnay main bhi itni kanjoosi

jab aain to chittar say twazu karin ta kay dobara na aain :smiley:

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Chacha woh mujhe chittar sey nahi maar sakti. Jaantey hain kanjoosi kyon kar rahi hai? Kyon k sab saamney laakh inkaar karey, andar sey ussey meri bohat parwa hai :teary1:

Cuz I want to, do you have a problem with that? :hoonh:

Aik shart par: Agar dessert k taur par mukka miley tou :blush:

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:omg:

Shikra nahin main to awein hi poch rahi thi :snooty:

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:hehe: good one

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Sure :hoonh:

Jazzy Ice cream khaao gee? :blush:

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Re: ...Flooder-e-Azam...

why flood-e-azam? why not Qaid-e-Flood...

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amma its flooder-e-azam meaning the biggest flooder...