ok, we’ve heard about the very adorable things that kids say and make us rotfl…now how about some stories about funny things you’ve said or heard…ok. I’ll start.
When I started dating my hubby, he was a smoker. He got a prescription for zyban and quit smoking right around the time he met my parents for the first time. I was proud of him. There were many ads on TV at the time for all kinds of prescription meds and I got them confused…
I told my parents SO proudly “Hey! He quit smoking! He got a prescription for that new medicine VIAGRA and he just did it!!”
Everyone’s jaw dropped, and poor hubby looked like he wanted to string me up by my toenails!!
ok, we've heard about the very adorable things that kids say and make us rotfl....now how about some stories about funny things you've said or heard....ok. I'll start.
When I started dating my hubby, he was a smoker. He got a prescription for zyban and quit smoking right around the time he met my parents for the first time. I was proud of him. There were many ads on TV at the time for all kinds of prescription meds and I got them confused....
I told my parents SO proudly "Hey! Raja quit smoking! He got a prescription for that new medicine VIAGRA and he just did it!!"
Everyone's jaw dropped, and poor hubby looked like he wanted to string me up by my toenails!!
:)*** Hey Mama.....not good hitting your Man below the belt........:)***
back in 96 internet was new in pakistan. Speed was like 9600kbs(20 time slower then cable)
Every one had heard about internet. Every one wanted to know what that was.
My sister in law came to our study asked me "what is internet". I said I show you.(feeling all technical- hight tech).
I showed infoseek (search engine like google). Then said I can get free utilities(software) too. I tried to type hotfileS.com(free software site) , instead I did hotfile.com, not knowing my what I had done. And I was explaining things. When I looked back at the screen their were ladies in really short cloths , appearing on the screen.
Thanks to slow speed on internet they we only on the very top of the page, and rest of the page was sill blank. I quickly close the browser.
That was the only time I thank God for dead slow internet speed.
My sister recently bought a sari and was showing it off to everyone..and her husband was looking at the back part of the blouse… and he’s like ohh this one doesnt have a zip closing.. there’s hooks instead.. still it shouldnt be THAT hard to open…
Everyone was looking at him like whaaaat? lol who said anything about problems opening the blouse?
Ok so this was years ago and I can never forget it.
I used to drive a small daihatsu car and one day while it was in the garage, I borrowed my dads new bigger white Nissan Sunny car to go to work on a saturday. I felt so cool that I upgraded myself.
After I finished work, I was proudly walking to my car and at a distance, I saw someone had the cheek the audacity to double park their car behind my white brand new sparkling beauty. The driver was still in that car, and he kind of saw me and before I had even reached I gave him some attitude....pointed to my car and questioned what the heck you doing??? Oh he apologised and started moving the car away. I was so chuffed with myself that I just looked away...Oh what arrogance!!! Only to reach my car and I started to unlock it....Horror of horrors...that was not my car....!!! My car was 2 cars down!!! Suddenly it dawned on me...every other person has a White Nissan Sunny!!! I slinked towards my (yes my) car and even though my head was bowed low, I could se the driver of the other car laughing away. As I got into my own car (finally) I looked back at him and just had to laugh too.
Moral of the story ...when you own a popular model of a car...lose the attitude!!
around 6 years ago I went to the shops and parked my White Magna in the carpark.
Came back after a few hours, unlocked the car got in, reached for the passenger seat to drop all my bags only to notice that some one had changed my seat covers.
I looked around and to my horror realized that somehow I had managed to unlock someone else's Magna and parked myself in its drivers seat.
I got out quicly forgot to unlock the poor guys door and ran over to mine parked just a few spaces down.
Mama you’re so funny!
