Doodh ka Doodh , Pani ka Pani

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Is there any equivalent phrase/ idiom referring to ‘Milawat’ in other cultures.

It seems doodh walas in our part were always doing milawat and therefore this idiom came into being.

Any experience with such doodh wala? How did you tackle that?

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Any experience with such doodh wala? How did you tackle that?
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packaged milk :D

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I think the generation before you was not that lucky :)

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yup i remember…it was always something..
sometime cow drank too much water
sometimes milk wasnt enough for him to sell thats why he added water
sometimes shatala was of bad quality
but u cant win:bummer:

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gaReriya yaa gwaalaa chorii se jaaye par heraa-pherii se na jaaye…is misdaaq kaa hoo-ba-hoo in par itlaaq hotaa hai…jab doodh meN milaavaT kaa yeh 'aalam huaa to log kahne lage k paanii meN doodh milaayaa jaa rahaa hai aur moHaavarah yeh ban gayaa : “paanii kaa paanii aur doodh kaa doodh” magar afsos aur sad Hai’f k ab mo’aamilaa isse bhii ziyaada baRh gayaa k ab doodh ke bajaaye chemicals milaayaa jaane lagaa!

kuchh lgwaaloN ne yeh Harba iste’maal kiyaa k vo ab KhareedaaroN ke gharoN ke saamne bhaiNs laa kar unkii aaNkhoN ke saamne doodh doohaa jaayegaa…nateeja yeh huaa k saRkoN par bhaiNsoN ke qaafile nazar aane lage…moTii moTii bhaiNsoN ko baRe baRe shahroN kii baRii baRii falak-bos 'imaaratoN kii seeRhiyoN par chhaRte dekhaa gayaa…magar phir unkii chaalbaazii ba-roo-e-kaar aayii. ab vo log bhaiNsoN ko 10 litre paanii pilaa kar aur chaare meN anaaj ke bajaaye sirf ghaas par iktifaa kiyaa gayaa…phir nateeja yeh niklaa k paanii doodh meN qudratii taur par milne lagaa…lol

in sab dhamaa chaukRii ke ba’d baRii baRii companies ne package mil supply karnaa shuru kiyaa…ab is meN bhii insaanii 'aql ne baazii jeet li…local level par doodh kii in thailiyoN meN [500 ml - 1 litre] meN se syringe ke zarii’ye 250 ml - 500 ml doodh nikaal kar utnaa hii paanii bharne lage aur phir us chhed ko aaNch dikhaa kar band karne lage…

Gharaz k yeh silsilaa na rukne waalaa thaa aur na rukaa aur na hii rukegaa…is liye yeh moHaavarah kal bhii sach thaa, aaj bhii sach hai aur kal bhii sach rahegaa! :hmmm:

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:hehe:

what is shatala?

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I agree packed milk is not a solution. They sell cream separately that means they are not selling milk with all ingredients.

Lols. where this Bhains laana is common?

:eek: you know business secrets.. Bhens to nahin paali hui :hehe:

Apart from milk which commodity is more prone to Milawat?

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kia kisii ko pataa hai k sirf dekh kar kaise bataayaa jaa saktaa hai k is doodh meN paanii milaayaa gayaa hai yaa jis bhaiNs kaa yeh doodh hai usko zaroorat se ziyaada paanii pilaayaa gayaa...

...not allowed to use 'lactometer'!!! :D

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agar cream nikaalte haiN to Theek hii hai kiuN k it’s NOT good for health magar bataa kar becheN na k bhai yeh skim milk hai, yeh 2% hai yaa yeh 1% hai jaise western countries meN miltyaa hai…

…AligaRh meN ek Glaxo powder milk kii factory hai…log vahaN se yeh separated doodh [sapreTaa :cb:] doodh le kar aate the aur use 1/3 price par bechte the…shaayad vo iimaandaar the yaa bevaqoof! :smiley:

yeh baiNseN Delhi meN nazar aayiiN aur kam o besh har shahr meN aise manaazir nazar aate haiN…lol

bhaiNs nahiiN paali huii magar pataa aise hai k ham is practice ke victim haiN :smiley:

har cheez jis meN milaavaT ho saktii hai us emN ho rahii hai…Hattaa k paanii meN milaavaT nahiiN kar sakte to puraanii botaloN meN nalke [tap] kaa water milaa kar bechne lage. :frowning:

hamaare mulkoN meN yeh log na kabhii badle haiN aur na kabhii badleNge! :frowning:

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ek gawaale ka doodh doosre se check karwa lo

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:eek: mineral is also 2 no.

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Topic dekhar kuch aur hi yaad araha hai.... Shaikh Rasheed kehta hia "Jab bazar main doodh mil jata hai, to bhains palny ki kiya zarorat....."

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aur everyday milk ki chai to mahsoor hai… jis main bandi phone karkay pochiti… hai kay sahab ko chai konsay dodh ki bana kar detay hao… :rotfl:

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This is not baazari thread :sannan:

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par mainy to kuch apni taraf say add nahi kiyaa… wohi likha hai jo sach hia. :rolleyes:

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Chalain ji...sub apne apne ghar mai cow paal lain fresh unadultrated milk k liye.

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chatti ka doodh kisi ko yaad hai...?

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nope…doodh ko kisii bartan men rakh kar doodh ke rim ko dekheN…jis qadar paanii us meN ziyaada hogaa us qadar doodh kii rim ziyaada neeli hogii. :smiley:

kiuN bhai? itnii Hairaangii kiuN? kia Pakistan meN #2 mineral water nahiiN biktaa?

india men to har railway station par likhaa hotaa hai k bottles ko toR kar yaa kaaT kar pheNkeN magar koii is par 'amal kartaa nahiiN nazar aataa aur jagah jagah aap dekhen ge k bachche bottles collect karte huye nazar aayeNge.

vo to Ghair shaadi shuda haiN to phir unko ‘PURE’ kii kia zaroorat? :wink:

is par ek bahot mazaaHiyah scene thaa ek bollywood movie meN…hilarious scene…lol

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chalo ab kuch topic per bhi bol do :ASA:

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doodh ki rim?

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kiuN bhai? itnii Hairaangii kiuN? kia Pakistan meN #2 mineral water nahiiN biktaa?

india men to har railway station par likhaa hotaa hai k bottles ko toR kar yaa kaaT kar pheNkeN magar koii is par 'amal kartaa nahiiN nazar aataa aur jagah jagah aap dekhen ge k bachche bottles collect karte huye nazar aayeNge.

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Pakistan main to 2 number mineral water companies hain.